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Caulk

Malia: Caulk MJ: Caulk? Malia: The construction guys putting the wall up today said “caulk” like 50 times today. They “caulked” everything. Caulk. Caulk. Caulk. MJ: Did caulk talk make you think about cock, because you’re baby crazy right now? Malia: Yes! MJ: Cock? Malia: Yes! And I have some good news but not good news officially yet. MJ: Lay…

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OTWTFYBO!

Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do? MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I…

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Oops

Malia: I want to ride your c@$k with reckless abandon until you cum all up inside me! Malia: I am going to suck your cock like my life depended on it! Malia: I need my hair grabbed and to be banged from behind! Malia: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to cream and cum on your dick to.…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s a cyber problem. I heard you were the man to call. Can you come over to the White House for a sit down with me in the oval?” President Joe Biden  “Acquiring companies is fun. Let’s make a habit out of this and…

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McMalia For Lunch

Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries.  Malia: This will be better than the…

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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 6 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…

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Back 2 Back Father of The Year Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

We live by and are members of Bethesda Country Club. Every year Bethesda Country Club (BCC) has an awards banquet to celebrate/honor members who stand out in various ways/accomplish certain things. One of the yearly awards is “Father of the Year”. I nominated MJ for Father of the Year last year, and so did several other members. MJ ended up…

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Your Boobs Deep Poetry Feeling Shit by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it.  In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get.  Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs.  Your boobs always put me in…

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