My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 77 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When all else fails, be as transparent as possible. Transparency builds trust.” Ben Dupont “They must have had to come up with ways to stupify this process.” Chris Hubbard “Haters just need somebody to blame because they can’t accept that something might actually…
Big trampolines are so much fun. Check out MJ breaking in our new trampoline. Video commentary by MJ’s mom (Mam Mam), one of the best all-around Grandmas ever, and MJ and I’s oldest boy Cash Michael Johnson. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Jumping On Trampoline Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Selfie-Trampoline-Jumping-Video.mp4 How long will it take MJ to try to have sex with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That was a fist bump for ya dick. It deserved to be recognized for giving me an insanely satisfying orgasm.” Malia May Johnson “I’ll do you tonight and I’ll do the dishes in the morning.”…
Malia: You got a letter from President Biden in the mail today. MJ: K. I’ll read it when I get home tonight. Malia: You don’t seem excited. You got a letter from the President today. That is kind of a big deal. MJ: What does it say? Malia: I didn’t open it. Do you want me to? MJ: Sure. Malia:…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 76 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Trying is one thing. Doing is another. They are 2 different things.” Tarica Patel Hubbard “Haters are going to hate. Greaters are going to great.” Kevin M. “You can’t run at the first sign of trouble. Don’t have a running mentality.” Tony Robbins “Mr.…
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Stupid on you!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Don’t take the easy way out. Run towards your problems. Confront what you have been ignoring.” Joel Osteen “It’s time to stop running. Confronting our fears. As long as we are running and avoiding our fears, we will…
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ….. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ….. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
MJ: You danced in the rain with me. Malia: I did! It was so much fun! MJ: I have always wanted to do that for some reason. Malia: Lightening lit up the sky when you picked me up and spun me around. MJ: God’s version of a lighter at a concert during a love song. Malia: Are you trying to…