My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hang up the phone and you will regret it. Wire $1,000,000 to Gruppo Mediaset and you will own all Masters of Money web properties. Then wire $50,000 to me because I’m the badass who made this happen.” Vincent Gallo “Greasing the wheels for future…
Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Patrón or Paul Mitchell? If I had to pick one, I would pick both, because I can. Maybe for tonight, Patrón.” John Paul DeJoria “If that happens, will you be there for my administration?” Vice President Kamala Harris “All in all, Malia doesn’t want…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places? MJ: Yeah Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at? MJ: Where? Malia: Camp David MJ: That would be fun. Malia: Have you ever been there? MJ: Once Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had? MJ:…
April 25th is Parental Alienation Awareness Day in the United States. Parental Alienation Awareness Day is part of an awareness campaign to raise awareness about parental alienation. The goal of the day is to make the general public, judges, law enforcement officers, mental health professionals, child protective service employees, attorneys, and friends and family of the targeted parent become aware…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson “I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…