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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…

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I Have 2 Words For You

Malia: I have 2 words for you….I’m horny! MJ: Message received Malia: And….. MJ: A solution is in the works Malia: I need an immediate solution! MJ: Immediate solution is in the works Malia: I need a more immediate solution! MJ: I’m working on the immediate solution while dealing with an international cyber threat. Malia: I hate international cyber threats!…

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Hunting Whale Tail

MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…

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WAP Alert

Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 22 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “How satisfied are you with the servicing you received today? Not At All, Satisfied, or Extremely Satisfied?” Malia May Johnson “Boss you and employee me are not only allowed to have sex, but it is…

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MJ The Ridiculous

Malia: I made a list of things this guy has said to me. Read these comments and tell me what you think about a guy who would make comments like this…… “I enjoyed my workout. Now I’m going to enjoy working you out.” “You know I can’t live without you, but right now it’s more about what I want to…

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