Steak and Blowjob Day (Steak & BJ Day) is an unofficial holiday created in the United States as the Valentine’s Day for men, celebrated exactly 30 days after Valentine’s Day, on March 14. Steak & BJ Day was conceived by DJ Tom Birdsey on WFNX radio in 2002. Steak & BJ Day is celebrated by a women cooking a steak…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 90 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can war be avoided when backing down is not an option? I hope the answer to that question is yes.” President Joe Biden “Society ebbs and flows. If you aren’t liking the current ebb, wait for the next flow.” Former President Barack Obama “Bigger…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Bang the bejesus out of me and roar inside for a baby try.” Malia May Johnson “Ok! A lazy lay!” Malia May Johnson “It’s your fault. You unlocked my nasty.” Malia May Johnson “I am…
Malia: What do you think……. MJ: WOW!!!! MJ: You are so incredibly beautiful my love! MJ: You were nervous about modeling for your friend because you have been out of the game for a while, but damn!! You rocked that shit! I can tell. Malia: She was happy. MJ: I bet she was. I wanna buy whatever it is you…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Is it time for me to do my duty and slide up and down on your pole?” Malia May Johnson “Grab my hips and hold on. It is going to be a wild ride daddy.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I love you more than pizza and my new Barbie doll.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The America that I love is under attack and I have to fight for this country that I love. It is not about revenge. I am running for love…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Heads I get tail. Tails I get head.” Malia May Johnson “Gulp. Gulp! Gulp it up!” Malia May Johnson “The feeling of a good ass f@cking is an unbelievably good, naughty, but good thing.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We have banged on a great number of beds. How many? I don’t know, but I know this, the number is only going to keep going up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am so…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson “MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and…