MJ: Babe! I am getting my own statue! Malia: Really? Where? MJ: At American Cyber University inside the MJ The Terrible Center. Malia: Cool. MJ: I am glad it will be inside so birds don’t shit on me. I only have one concern with it. Malia: What’s your concern? MJ: Greek dick Malia: What is Greek dick? MJ: The Greek…
MJ: My balls are gonna look like this here by the time we can have sex again…… Malia: You had surgery and need time to recover. Doctor’s orders. On May 20th we will address and cure your blue balls issue. I promise! MJ: It’s not just my blue balls that I am worried about. I am worried about your thyroid…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hang up the phone and you will regret it. Wire $1,000,000 to Gruppo Mediaset and you will own all Masters of Money web properties. Then wire $50,000 to me because I’m the badass who made this happen.” Vincent Gallo “Greasing the wheels for future…
Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Patrón or Paul Mitchell? If I had to pick one, I would pick both, because I can. Maybe for tonight, Patrón.” John Paul DeJoria “If that happens, will you be there for my administration?” Vice President Kamala Harris “All in all, Malia doesn’t want…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places? MJ: Yeah Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at? MJ: Where? Malia: Camp David MJ: That would be fun. Malia: Have you ever been there? MJ: Once Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had? MJ:…