My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The horseys are running fast. Run horseys run!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I am going to call you Dad. Daddy is what little kids say.” Cash Michael Johnson “The capabilities of AI are going to create a world we won’t even recognize 50 years from…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have gotten used to seeing your MJT initials. I forget sometimes that your real initials are MDJ sometimes. I love you both ways.” Malia May Johnson “Keep talking that mess Johnson and you gonna catch that wreck!” Malia May Johnson “You needed rest…
MJ: Babe! I am getting my own statue! Malia: Really? Where? MJ: At American Cyber University inside the MJ The Terrible Center. Malia: Cool. MJ: I am glad it will be inside so birds don’t shit on me. I only have one concern with it. Malia: What’s your concern? MJ: Greek dick Malia: What is Greek dick? MJ: The Greek…
MJ: My balls are gonna look like this here by the time we can have sex again…… Malia: You had surgery and need time to recover. Doctor’s orders. On May 20th we will address and cure your blue balls issue. I promise! MJ: It’s not just my blue balls that I am worried about. I am worried about your thyroid…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hang up the phone and you will regret it. Wire $1,000,000 to Gruppo Mediaset and you will own all Masters of Money web properties. Then wire $50,000 to me because I’m the badass who made this happen.” Vincent Gallo “Greasing the wheels for future…
Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Patrón or Paul Mitchell? If I had to pick one, I would pick both, because I can. Maybe for tonight, Patrón.” John Paul DeJoria “If that happens, will you be there for my administration?” Vice President Kamala Harris “All in all, Malia doesn’t want…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…