My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 96 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Patrón or Paul Mitchell? If I had to pick one, I would pick both, because I can. Maybe for tonight, Patrón.” John Paul DeJoria “If that happens, will you be there for my administration?” Vice President Kamala Harris “All in all, Malia doesn’t want…
Tag: Malia May Johnson
What Is Missing Here?
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
The Intern Fuck You Story
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia The Cat Burglar
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
Historic Places Sex Planning
Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places? MJ: Yeah Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at? MJ: Where? Malia: Camp David MJ: That would be fun. Malia: Have you ever been there? MJ: Once Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had? MJ:…
Parental Alienation Awareness Day
April 25th is Parental Alienation Awareness Day in the United States. Parental Alienation Awareness Day is part of an awareness campaign to raise awareness about parental alienation. The goal of the day is to make the general public, judges, law enforcement officers, mental health professionals, child protective service employees, attorneys, and friends and family of the targeted parent become aware…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson “I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s Neurotech Brain Implant Replacement Surgery
Dr. Frincke: It is time to replace your neurotech brain implant. Will you trust me to perform the surgery? I am seeking your permission this time around. MJ: Ok. I do. When? What are the odds I will die? What are the odds of complications? Dr. Frincke: Within the next few months. It is unlikely you will die. Complications are…
Adam and Eve and the Population Crisis
Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve? MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY Malia: Lol! Probably Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that? MJ: I did not. Malia: See…… https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-warns-of-population-crisis-in-u-s-says-big-reckoning-coming/ar-AA19nGX0b Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct? MJ: No Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt…