My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You taste sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup sexy woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I think you are sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup after post nut clarity too. That’s how sweet you are.” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Always be aware of your life and business surroundings. You don’t want to catch unnecessary liability out here.” Brian Heberlig “My mother was a friggin genius! So glad she taught me the secret to keeping a man, that would be you, happy. Keep his…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
Last night was our first full night in our new house as a family. We had a nice family dinner together. We spent quality time together. We did our first bath and bedtime routine. MJ and I made love and pillow talked until we fell asleep in each other’s arms. All felt right with the world until 3:21am! At 3:21am…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s like we are a new couple just starting out with only the basic furniture. This is so much fun!” Malia May Johnson “The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is…
Who MJ The Terrible Is From Those Who Know Him Best, including Eric Fanning, Lebron James, Megan Ayers, Saggie Maggie, Jenna Lombardi, Malia, Dr. Deb Frincke, Ray Lutz, Ashton Carter, Jeff Dachis, Sheila Thomas, Chris Hubbard, Brittany White, Marcus Jennings, MJ’s family, and more. See below. Jenna Lombardi Tells Stories About Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Chris Hubbard – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/jenna-lombardi-tells-stories-about-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-and-chris-hubbard/…
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MJ: I saw your missed call. I can’t talk. I’m still in the lab but I can text with you. Malia: Okay. Wanna answer some off the wall questions just for fun? MJ: I don’t know. Do I? Malia: You do. MJ: Ok then. Malia: Here we goooooo…… Malia: Have you ever picked your nose and ate it? MJ: No…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…