My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 36 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know how much you miss Kevin. I am sorry for your loss baby. If I can listen to you to comfort you, I will. If I can be there for you in some way, I will. If I can give you sexual comfort by…
I rarely drink, but on this particular night that I am about to tell y’all about, the “My Boyfriend Blew Up The World” night, I drank a lot! MJ and I had known each other for about a year at the time. MJ’s life as the alleged chief architect of Stuxnet, the world’s most powerful computer virus, was really intense.…
Michael David Johnson, One of the things that inspired this apology letter to you was hearing Adele’s song – “Easy on Me”. The song really hit me. The words spoke to me deeply. “I had good intentions. And the highest hopes. But I know right now it probably doesn’t even show. Go easy on me, baby.” Go Easy On Me…
Malia: I am day planning. Do you think you will have time for an afternooner with me today? MJ: Would like to but it depends on how long my video call with Trump and his campaign team takes. Malia: Last week the Democrats blocked us spending time together and this week the Republicans. 🙁 MJ: Sorry babe. I love you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yeah. The championship belt makes your dick look bigger. Being the champ is a chick magnet.” The Phenomenal AJ Styles “Good decision makers find good sources to rely on to make good decisions.” Former President Barack Obama “Never been done before is the stage…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I try so hard to bring love, peace and happiness to your life. I really really do. I swear I am not trying to control you. That said, please don’t jack off and waste swimmers…
Malia: Baby what were you talking about with your back and things coming out of your back? I got up out of bed to come look at your back when you were taking a shower and I didn’t see anything. MJ: I was talking about arms coming out of my back. Malia: What the fuck are you talking about? MJ:…
Malia: Someone is sexting me. MJ: Sex feels good. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex burns calories. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex reduces stress. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex doesn’t suck, but sucking happens during sex. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex makes babies. Malia: Sex makes babies. Malia: The last one was one to grow on. One…
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Thank you for hooking up our family with VIP WWE tickets and gear. That was very nice of you. I appreciate your friendship and will be returning the favor soon my friend. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson The following are my favorite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson quotes from times that we have hung out together,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love the way you make me laugh and your big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Oh, I am mad, but I want pleasure. If you pleasure me well enough, I will go back to happy…