My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
MJ: I have been eye banging you like crazy today. Love the tight form fitting outfit. It highlights your “ass”ets. Malia: You are objectifying me. Malia: You are sexually objectifying me. MJ: Yeah. What’s the problem? Malia: You are not supposed to do that. MJ: Says who? Malia: Society MJ: Never heard of em. Malia: Society, you know, the public…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The founder is about to be your pounder.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The color of your nipples is the best shade of the color I want sex I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I missed you. Not you. You. All of you, but this you specifically right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you going to give me that good gawk gawk?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson “I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I…
Baby, I loved our almost the whole weekend long of love making! Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, anytime you want to! Make it often please! I love to be loved by you! Love, Malia This is my change only a few words because the real words are already what I want to say to you Michael David Johnson, with…
Malia: What do you think makes a good wife and mother? MJ: Is this a trap question? Malia: Nope. I’ll take your truthful answer with no filter please. MJ: I think it varies based on the husband, the kids, the circumstances, etc. That said, I think a good wife and mother is loving, supportive, nurturing, loyal, etc. Malia: Do you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 102 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You don’t have to put a microscope to this to see that it is fucked up.” John Stone “You a gangsta White Mike Johnson. “Put them down with force. It is the ultimate sign of respect to show your opponent you gave them your…
MJ: Salami Police! Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police! MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police! Malia: Friday! MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/ Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y! MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX! Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS! MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?…
Here are my wedding vows that I vowed to MJ on 3-8-2017. —————-Beginning—————- Michael David Johnson, as we stand here today, my heart is overflowing with love for you. From the very beginning we fit together so naturally. Deep down I always knew you were the one. You are ruggedly handsome on the outside and have a beautiful soul on…