Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me too!” Cash Michael Johnson “Me too!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Me too!” Natalie Marie Johnson “Me too daddy!” Michael Christian Johnson “Me too!” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Me too!” Caroline Grace Johnson “Statements box you in. Questions open up the dialog.” Former President Barack Obama…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My hair is spread out. My body is spread out. Of course I want to smuggle your salami.” Malia May Johnson “Aww! Makin my coochie tingle.” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. I am so in love with you, and I love the way…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Pig Vomit. Nice to see you again MJ.” Paul Giamatti “I do my best to handle difficult people at a distance. I noticed my quality of life improved almost immediately after enacting this policy into my life.” Former President Barack Obama “Power and responsibility…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Malia: I need your help with something when you have a minute. MJ: Sure. What’s up? Malia: What is a good way to tell someone that you are not interested in what they have to say anymore because what they have to say is always so negative? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPFlxN5InK0 Malia: Baby! I am not saying that! Do you have a friendlier…
Question: Hi. My question is for Malia. What tv or movie couple are you and MJ the most like? Becca Fox San Francisco, CA Answer: Definitely the couple from the movie Fools Rush In, starring Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek. Fools Rush In is a good date night movie if you haven’t seen it. MJ is clumsy cute just like…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 111 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is not how much you make. It is how much you get to keep. Save your money. Invest your money. Grow your money.” Gene Rockefeller “We can find people to do his work, but Kevin is not replaceable.” Marcus Jennings “If you try…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Avenger The Terrible” assemble in Malia’s vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “InagaddaMaliababy. Don’t you know that I’m about to be lovin on you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Squeeze it, grab, feel, kiss, rub,…
MJ: Do you know what they say about women named Malia? Malia: What do they say? MJ: I don’t know. I only know what I say about one woman named Malia. Malia: What do you say about one woman named Malia? MJ: My big head says she is an amazing wife, mother, woman, partner, and all the other good things…