Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s like we are a new couple just starting out with only the basic furniture. This is so much fun!” Malia May Johnson “The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is…
Who MJ The Terrible Is From Those Who Know Him Best, including Eric Fanning, Lebron James, Megan Ayers, Saggie Maggie, Jenna Lombardi, Malia, Dr. Deb Frincke, Ray Lutz, Ashton Carter, Jeff Dachis, Sheila Thomas, Chris Hubbard, Brittany White, Marcus Jennings, MJ’s family, and more. See below. Jenna Lombardi Tells Stories About Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Chris Hubbard – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/jenna-lombardi-tells-stories-about-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-and-chris-hubbard/…
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MJ: I saw your missed call. I can’t talk. I’m still in the lab but I can text with you. Malia: Okay. Wanna answer some off the wall questions just for fun? MJ: I don’t know. Do I? Malia: You do. MJ: Ok then. Malia: Here we goooooo…… Malia: Have you ever picked your nose and ate it? MJ: No…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That is senior strength young man. Age is just a number.” President Joe Biden “You can’t buy low and sell high if there are no lows. Let the sky fall. Then load the bus and ride it up. It ain’t rocket science kid.” Carl…
MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…
Malia: I heard you talking to Chris as you were walking back to your office. So I don’t go crazy, please clarify what I heard you saying please. You said- “I don’t know about all that shit man. If I have to deal with the sex thing, I am going to use a catch all like _________.” That is all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I know why you brought me out here camping in the woods. You wanted to bang me in front of Yogi Bear. Are there bears out here? I better be alive tomorrow morning.” Malia May…
MJ: I wanna have sex with a sexy animal. Malia: Today I need romantical please. MJ: You radiate beauty like I have never seen before. Malia: And? MJ: And you got a big fat ass! Malia: And you love me? MJ: And I love you! MJ: I can’t help it. You turn me on in so many ways. You make…