MJ: Do you have a license for that? Malia: What do I need a license for? MJ: For that big fat sexy ass of yours…… Malia: I’m not getting a license for shit! Live free or die tryin!! I am a rebel with a without a cause!! MJ: And a big fat sexy ass! Malia: And a big fat sexy…
Malia: Remember when your life was running off the rails and you started drinking a lot, and doing stupid shit, and you got up in the strip club announcer booth and made this “Coming out hot on the main stage” strip club video? MJ: I do. Malia: Fast forward a of couple years and your life was improving. You were…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 39 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Remember this “devil in disguise” picture of me as you called it? Wanna have sex with the devil before you leave?” Malia May Johnson “Your kisses make me want to be submissive. Your hugs feel like I am on happy drugs. That’s how I feel.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh, we are going upstairs. We need to talk about my boner origin story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Well look at you walking around all pretty and naked in the kitchen.” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Doctor Frincke’s psych analysis of you is incredibly accurate. Do you agree? MJ: Yes. She is inside my head for sure. Malia: Now I know you are a sigma male. MJ: Is that a good thing? Malia: Yep. It is the rarest personality type on earth. Less than 1% of people are sigma males. MJ: Ok Malia: Everything makes…
Malia: I have 4 questions for you Mr. Johnson! MJ: Okay. Tee it high and let it fly. Malia: Question #1. If this Bigfoot Yeti monster attacked our family would you protect us….. Yeti Monster vs. “MJ The Terrible” Twitter X Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Yeti-Monster-vs-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Twitter-X-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 MJ: He looks pretty angry. Run fast! Malia: What do you mean run fast?…
MJ: Why come 75 pounds of you is in your butt? Malia: 75 pounds might be just a little bit much don’t ya think? MJ: You must not be aware of the BBMI. Malia: What is the BBMI? MJ: BBMI is Big Butt Mass Index Malia: What does the Big Butt Mass Index calculate? MJ: It calculates if fat is…
Malia: Thank you for taking me to go see the new Barbie movie. MJ: I enjoyed our date night. Malia: I like how we indulge each other’s secret inner silliness. I watched Sharknado. You watched Barbie. Things like that. MJ: That is how it should be. Malia: Barbie was overwhelming girl power. I loved the female empowerment. I hated…
Michael David Johnson, We grew up 8,000 miles away from each other, but the universe brought us together. If the universe wants us to be together, who am I to argue with the universe? I compared the number of days that I have been alive to the number of days we have been together. What I found out was you have…