My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When you really love your man, you put it on him.” Malia May Johnson “Love bombing is a good thing as long as it isn’t being done in a deceptive way. Let me know when you are tired of me sucking you off, okay? Because…
Malia: I read an article that talked about how women look like their daddies with a wig on. Then I took your business profile picture and used a see what a man would like as a woman app. This is what you would look like as a woman and what our girls could grow up to look like…… MJ: I…
Malia: How is Judgment Day coming along Mr. Founder and Owner of Masters of Money? Are the Terminators ready to locate targets and terminate yet? MJ: How dare you! Malia: How dare I? I didn’t do anything! MJ: The T word for AI beings is like the N word for people. Malia: Jesus Christ baby! MJ: Now you are taking…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The world doesn’t make sense right now, but our family, our love, is the one thing that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “That is called reverse commandoization. I didn’t have boxers on under my…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna run up on you, dig deep and goo your guts up. Then kiss you to show you that I care.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the bend over and touch your toes…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am a big boy. Big boys go to school. Don’t cry mommy. Look at my muscles. I will make it.” Cash Michael Johnson “I am going to school today. I am going to play and play and learn and play. I will tell…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 40 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love my stuffed animals and I love getting stuffed by you.” Malia May Johnson “Okay daddy.” Malia May Johnson “You can deny it, but you would be lying to yourself. You might as well just give in and get in here.” Malia May Johnson…
MJ: Do you have a license for that? Malia: What do I need a license for? MJ: For that big fat sexy ass of yours…… Malia: I’m not getting a license for shit! Live free or die tryin!! I am a rebel with a without a cause!! MJ: And a big fat sexy ass! Malia: And a big fat sexy…
Malia: Remember when your life was running off the rails and you started drinking a lot, and doing stupid shit, and you got up in the strip club announcer booth and made this “Coming out hot on the main stage” strip club video? MJ: I do. Malia: Fast forward a of couple years and your life was improving. You were…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type…