Malia: Thank you for taking me to go see the new Barbie movie. MJ: I enjoyed our date night. Malia: I like how we indulge each other’s secret inner silliness. I watched Sharknado. You watched Barbie. Things like that. MJ: That is how it should be. Malia: Barbie was overwhelming girl power. I loved the female empowerment. I hated…
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Revealing The Man I Love…..
Michael David Johnson, We grew up 8,000 miles away from each other, but the universe brought us together. If the universe wants us to be together, who am I to argue with the universe? I compared the number of days that I have been alive to the number of days we have been together. What I found out was you have…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Michael David Johnson, look into my eyes and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson “I see you walkin around swingin your swagger dagger around. Me like it.” Malia May Johnson “Sloppy toppy?” Malia May Johnson “There is a lot going on down there.” Malia…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 114 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 114 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh! A meeting with MJ The Terrible. You always disagree with me about something. What is it this time? Can’t you just be a yes man and agree with me like everybody else around here?” President Joe Biden “He can’t be happy with…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 23 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me too!” Cash Michael Johnson “Me too!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Me too!” Natalie Marie Johnson “Me too daddy!” Michael Christian Johnson “Me too!” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Me too!” Caroline Grace Johnson “Statements box you in. Questions open up the dialog.” Former President Barack Obama…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My hair is spread out. My body is spread out. Of course I want to smuggle your salami.” Malia May Johnson “Aww! Makin my coochie tingle.” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. I am so in love with you, and I love the way…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Pig Vomit. Nice to see you again MJ.” Paul Giamatti “I do my best to handle difficult people at a distance. I noticed my quality of life improved almost immediately after enacting this policy into my life.” Former President Barack Obama “Power and responsibility…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 22 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…