My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 129 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Agree with me or not I do not hide who I am and what I believe, and I do not run from problems.” Governor Gavin Newsome “If you can withstand opposition pressure, there is very little that can be done to stop you.” Gene…
Malia, This is a list of 20 things you do that you didn’t know turn me on. 1. Be alive2. Breath3. Talk4. Whisper5. Sing6. Walk7. Dance8. Cook9. Comb/play with your hair10. Put lotion on11. Stretch12. Laugh13. Look at me14. Look away from me15. Sigh16. Groan17. Make funny faces18. Take off clothes19. Put on clothes20. Sleep You are a lover. You…
Malia: I know you can’t call, but will you text us when you take a break baby? MJ: Who is us? Malia: Me and Claire. She came over to hang out. MJ: What does she need? Do you want me to give her a job or something like that? Malia: We want your advice on men and dating. Claire wants…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 128 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The good billy goat bonked the bad billy goat into a time out. It was happy happy joy joy after that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Self-preservation is a powerful instinct ingrained us, so when you see people give of themselves so freely, you know those…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look into my eyes while I do nothing but give you pleasure.” Malia May Johnson “Because I let you do dirty things to me?” Malia May Johnson “Stop right there. Remove your hand. That is my job!” Malia May Johnson “I need you to do…
Malia: Guess what? MJ: Chicken butt! Malia: Did you know that you have been working for CIA since 1984? MJ: Damn! I nearly came out of the womb working. Malia: You were baby “MJ The Terrible” at 4 years old. There is a lot of misinformation out there about you. MJ: Nothing I can do about it really. It would…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 127 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, this is Isabella Berlusconi. Three words, four hundred million. Call us.” Isabella Berlusconi “Conspiracy theories will always persist. Revolutionaries will always resist. Haters will always be pissed. We are all here on earth to do something. So, I say let’s do something.” Former…
Malia: How are you liking your new Cyber Truck? MJ: It’s good Malia: But……. MJ: I don’t want to say anything negative about it because Elon gave it to me for free and rolled out the red carpet for me when I toured the factory down in Austin. Malia: Feedback isn’t a bad thing. I know you like it a…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 11: 1. Congratulations on getting pregnant! I love the name Isabella. Do you have a boy name picked out if it is a boy? Jennifer Clark Tampa, FL Malia: Thanks! If it is a boy, we have talked about the names Henry or Lucas, but we don’t have a possible boy name set in stone…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…