My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh. “MJ The Terrible” is trailing kisses down my neck towards my boobs. I know what that means and so does my vagina apparently. Wet washed.” Malia May Johnson “Cause you make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We bond. We love bond. We pleasure bond. We trauma bond. We treasury bond. We even watch James Bond. We are bonded, and that is a good thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Is that…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Trampoline Park I love You Malia Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Trampoline-Park-I-love-You-Malia-Video.mp4 This post was scheduled to be published on July 9th, 2019, but it never published due to what we found out was an HTML error. Well, I want my husband to know how much I love and appreciate him, so I am publishing this post right…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can jook me as many times as we have time for on your birthday.” Malia May Johnson “I already have my sexy Natashka outfit on. Dasvidome when you get here. K?” Malia May Johnson “Attack my naked body honky….that I love.” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids “This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up…
Today, my 43rd birthday was definitely my best. It was a somewhat crazy birthday, that even included a FEMA emergency alert, but it was a great birthday. In total I received over 25,000 birthday wishes and/or gifts from Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible” fans, followers, clients, celebrities, politicians, friends, and family. To that, all I can say is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Stop kissing and touching? I fucking object! Life is too short to stop this perfect moment in time until we have to.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bone app a tittie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 130 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Birthday not yet Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I think you should sell that company and play with us every day.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all…
MJ: What happened in between this picture….. MJ: And this picture….. Malia: Did those mother fucking fish snitch on me? MJ: You’re twisted baby! I love you! Malia: I hate the way you describe things sometimes. When I was on my period and we had sex in the shower, you said- “It looks like a murder suicide in here.” Today…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I promise you will be getting it!” Malia May Johnson “Lunch and a quickie?” Malia May Johnson “Viagra Niagara Falls shot up the club, the sheets, my nightstand, pillows. Oh my God! You have a messy squirt gun baby.” Malia May Johnson “Viagra is the…