Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You got your booty free from God. Most women have to pay a fortune for a booty like yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You can be pretty persuasive when you want to be. You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace, quiet, freedom, love, support, and sex. That is what I do for you Michael David Johnson. Why? Because I mother fuckin love the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson “You have hounded me and blocked me from doing anything else. You have literally…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 160 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You asked. I answered. There’s your lady balls MJ The Terrible.” Director of National Intelligence Avril Haines “How big is our cyber cock? Is China’s bigger? Are they going to gape our asshole or what? Do I need to be worried about it?” Joe…
MJ: I beyond miss you and the kids. I can’t call, but I can text if you can text with me. Malia: We miss you to Daddy! I can text with you. I have lots to tell you. But before I do, are you okay at whatever undisclosed location you are at that you couldn’t tell me you were going…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 159 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Remembrance holidays were not meant to be novelty days off of work. They are important to observe at least in part the duty and sacrifice that gave us the peace, prosperity and security that we enjoy.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta “MJ, your…
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That was so much fun! Fingering is a lost art. I’m glad you brought it back.” Malia May Johnson “Your sexual happiness is my responsibility, and I do not take that responsibility lightly. Now get your pants off.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I don’t want…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 158 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Weigh the who, what, where, when, why, how, the risks and rewards, and the pros and cons. Then make your decision.” Former President Barack Obama “I live my life based on the best concept. I spend my time with who treats me best and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby where you at? I wanna inya time while we’re watching Aqua Man destroy Rome in the Fast X movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Victoria’s Secret is for the masses. I want Malia’s Secret.…
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…