Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Said in a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 169 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Another ridiculous unnecessary problem brought to you by Haters Inc.” Elon Musk “Encourage success. Envision it. Strive for it. Make success yours.” Elon Musk “When I am done with the internet, they are going to rename it PAKnet.” PAK “Always be professional. Unless you…
MJ: Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027. Malia: K MJ: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today (tonight) to join this me and that you in holy seximony. Malia, do you take this me, to make love to, to sex, to bang, to kiss, to lick,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 168 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh yeah. Bigger talker. I’ll be giving that ninja a shout down later.” Kanye West “Fans buy tickets to live events because live event energy can’t be matched from your couch.” Axl Rose “I love sing along channels like this. Good times my friend.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I want your whole body on me. Lay down on me. I want to feel your weight and your heartbeat.” Malia May Johnson “I am smiling from having sex, but I think I’m still riding the happiness high from our staycation vacation.” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 167 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can I? I already am.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Our rights are more important than money. Without our rights, our money and our freedoms can be taken away from us.” Steve Case “Yeah man. Living on the moon may become a reality if people…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 166 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In a lose lose, don’t play. Better not to gain than lose.” Pier Berlusconi “In short, we’re going to kick ass.” Elon Musk “So, I think you can see why they are dumb as fuck, and I am right.” Sam Altman “I believe we…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 165 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da (Burp).” Christopher Alexander Johnson “Daddy, am I pensive(expensive) like mommy? Did you know 20 times 20 is 400?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Are we there yet?” (Said 50 times or more on our road trip) The Johnson…