My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh my f-ing god! Pregnancy orgasms are so fucking good they are addictive! Fuck!” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. My body wants to squirt.” Malia May Johnson “So much horny is down there. Please?” Malia May Johnson “I can describe sex while pregnant…
Malia: How could you just fuck me and never call me again? MJ: What? Malia: How dare you! MJ: WTF? Malia: You know what you did! You just fucked me and left! MJ: I had to go to work. What was I supposed to do? Malia: Fuck me again. Then go to work. MJ: So, the problem is not that…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 177 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am a Longhorns fan through and through. If I get arthritis and can’t do the Longhorns symbol with my hands, I am going to tell the doctor to set my hands in the permanent Longhorns symbol position my Yankee friend.” Matthew McConaughey “I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is an ultimatum. If you love on me, I am going to love on you.” Malia May Johnson “I guess we will just have to love on each other as much as we can for as long as we can.” Malia May Johnson “Drill…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 175 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For oyster seekers willing and able to seek out opportunities, the world is your oyster.” Warren Buffett “In my opinion word of mouth is the most powerful and most underused form of advertising.” Warren Buffett “There is money to be made for smart inventive…
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MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front? Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front? MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight? Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s? MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with. Malia:…
Dear Malia’s Vagina, These are the ways that I would describe you….. You are the perfect symmetrical diamond shape. You have a bonus nodge outside of you, that only you have. Your nodge is what sets you apart from all other vaginas. I love your nodge! You have extremely inviting lips between Malia’s sexy legs You are very well maintained.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Here she is. The chairwoman of the not so itty-bitty big booty committee, Mrs. Malia May Johnsonburger!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s my duty, to please that booty. I said, it’s my duty, to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 174 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t get kisses and hugs before bed? Are you mad at me Daddy?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Is that the president I elbow dropped? Is she going to come play again? My elbow drops are wayyyy better now. Tell her that. Okay Mommy?” Cash…