My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 175 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For oyster seekers willing and able to seek out opportunities, the world is your oyster.” Warren Buffett “In my opinion word of mouth is the most powerful and most underused form of advertising.” Warren Buffett “There is money to be made for smart inventive…
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MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front? Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front? MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight? Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s? MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with. Malia:…
Dear Malia’s Vagina, These are the ways that I would describe you….. You are the perfect symmetrical diamond shape. You have a bonus nodge outside of you, that only you have. Your nodge is what sets you apart from all other vaginas. I love your nodge! You have extremely inviting lips between Malia’s sexy legs You are very well maintained.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Here she is. The chairwoman of the not so itty-bitty big booty committee, Mrs. Malia May Johnsonburger!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s my duty, to please that booty. I said, it’s my duty, to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 174 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t get kisses and hugs before bed? Are you mad at me Daddy?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Is that the president I elbow dropped? Is she going to come play again? My elbow drops are wayyyy better now. Tell her that. Okay Mommy?” Cash…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Me Tarzan here to clap Malia Jane’s cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Malia Jane no run from Tarzan. Tarzan want give Malia Jane pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t give up on it…
Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights. MJ: Are you aliensplaining? Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman. MJ: An…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 173 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t worry daddy. Wonder Woman’s going to get those bad guys!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My friend’s daddy yells at her. Don’t yell at me. Okay? I like the way we talk and don’t be loud.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We did it! Starship will make…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, I have enjoyed every moment that led to you saying all of these sexy hot things to me. I love exploring each other and enjoying an amazing love life together! …