My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 180 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “An eclipse is a quick nighttime. Okay.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy! Look! Look at my Optimus Prime move. It’s better than looking at the eclipse.” Cash Michael Johnson “First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes the baby in the baby carriage. Then comes…
Malia: Don’t ever be against me ok? MJ: Why would you think I would ever be against you? Malia: I know you would never be against me, but my emotions are crazy right now! MJ: Is this a reassure is the cure moment? Malia: Yes! MJ: How can I reassure you my queen? Malia: Don’t ever cheat on me ok?…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a Chad, but also a good guy. Best of both world’s. And ya got a big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Come to me. Cum in me. Repeat again after refractory period.” Malia May Johnson “You double busted. Yay me and yay you two…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 179 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, if don’t play with me, I am going to hug you forever until you do.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “When is the president lady coming to our house to play again? I want to show her how good my elbow drop is now.” Cash…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Malia! Come back. You got time for sexy business before I go do money business?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “There will not be in horny shaming in this house. When the kids aren’t around…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Orgasm Orgasm Orgasm, Oi Oi Oi.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You know you are my both. You are my love and my skeet material.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are absolutely glowing right…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh my f-ing god! Pregnancy orgasms are so fucking good they are addictive! Fuck!” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. My body wants to squirt.” Malia May Johnson “So much horny is down there. Please?” Malia May Johnson “I can describe sex while pregnant…
Malia: How could you just fuck me and never call me again? MJ: What? Malia: How dare you! MJ: WTF? Malia: You know what you did! You just fucked me and left! MJ: I had to go to work. What was I supposed to do? Malia: Fuck me again. Then go to work. MJ: So, the problem is not that…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 177 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am a Longhorns fan through and through. If I get arthritis and can’t do the Longhorns symbol with my hands, I am going to tell the doctor to set my hands in the permanent Longhorns symbol position my Yankee friend.” Matthew McConaughey “I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is an ultimatum. If you love on me, I am going to love on you.” Malia May Johnson “I guess we will just have to love on each other as much as we can for as long as we can.” Malia May Johnson “Drill…