My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay me.” Malia May Johnson “I thought my water broke, but I am just wet.” Malia May Johnson “DIY? No fair! You do it to myself.” Malia May Johnson “Give me some Johnson, Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Skeezer?…
Malia: Do you know how you treat me? MJ: Uh oh. Malia: Not “Uh oh” MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot. Malia: So good or bad? MJ: Good? Malia: Wrong! MJ: Bad? Malia: Wrong! MJ: In the middle? Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 187 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the reason for the treason is petty, you don’t deserve loyalty and forgiveness.” Saggie Maggie “Be on the lookout for attention arguers. If you notice someone is arguing to prevent progress and get attention, that is your red flag from the universe to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 185 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Success gets attention, good and bad. If you gonna be successful, you need a good lawyer. If you are successful, you need a good lawyer.” Kanye West “I am a pragmatic truther. I just can’t do this clown world insanity. I hope the truth…
Malia: Would you love me if I looked like this……. MJ: Would you be a full on zombie or would you look like that but still be you on the inside? Malia: I would look like that on the outside but still be me on the inside. MJ: I would still love you, but it would be interesting though. Malia:…
MJ: Today has been so weird. Not necessarily good or bad. Just weird. I am waiting on some data to come in. I probably have 30 to 45 minutes to text if you are available my love. Malia: I feel preggo scatterbrained. Can we text weird random stuff and not judge each other for our rando texts? MJ: Sure. I’ll…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 184 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the horse doesn’t get the carrot, the horse doesn’t horse.” Elon Musk “Did you say pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or did you say pot and gold at the end of the rainbow? Pot and gold would be better.…
Malia: Your love is so overwhelming Michael David Johnson!!!!! MJ: That’s a compliment, right? Malia: It is so freakin a compliment! MJ: What did I do? Malia: Well, what you didn’t do was lock your personal storage locker! MJ: I thought we covered that? You are my storage locker woman! Malia: I found your remarrying me wedding vows. WOW!!!!! MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…