Malia: Your love is so overwhelming Michael David Johnson!!!!! MJ: That’s a compliment, right? Malia: It is so freakin a compliment! MJ: What did I do? Malia: Well, what you didn’t do was lock your personal storage locker! MJ: I thought we covered that? You are my storage locker woman! Malia: I found your remarrying me wedding vows. WOW!!!!! MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
Malia: Our kids and you are such Americans! MJ: Well, yeah. But you mean it in a bad way in this instance I’m guessing. Why? Malia: I’m a South African girl from Cape Town. MJ: Uh oh. Baby is stewing about the fam not digging the big dinner momma made. Malia: Everybody hated it!!! I worked so hard on it.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Allickagely.” Malia May Johnson “Did it happen again? Did your balls fill up with cum again and you need me to help you get it out?” Malia May Johnson “Pair bonding is powerful stuff huh?” Malia May Johnson “Adjacent? My hubby is too smart and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 183 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Earth Day to the earth. Did you get the earth a cake so we can sing Happy Earth Day birthday?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think of the weirdest shit bro. Like, that song Jesse’s Girl from the 80’s, is that based on a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I busted so hard I have a headache.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you in for some butt stuff?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And the horny man said, bend over, bend over.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Do you have time for a vagina wetness vetting?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would like to take you out to dinner and eat you for dessert.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What’s cookin…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You should take a sexual health day today.” Malia May Johnson “Ohhh. Baby! That was so 30 days ago. Okay, upstairs we go for blow job then.” Malia May Johnson “This is the way you bang my box, bang my box. This is the way…
2024 Anti Hater Quotes: “Haters, all you will be is less than me, so let it be.” Kanye West “Haters, attacking me will have the opposite effect that you think it will have.” Kanye West “Just keep doing you and let the haters be mad, because there is nothing they can really do. Ignore them! Giving them any attention whatsoever…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 181 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have intelligence saying you are not intelligent.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Freedom of speech is not free. Freedom of speech has come at the highest cost of all. Millions of lives have been lost to secure it.” Elon Musk “AI Systems and FORCE…