Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot a lot a lot of…
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Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end? MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry. Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 196 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you do not understand the big picture, keep your opinion to yourself.” Former CIA Director Gina Haspel “In our present fringe extremist left and right cultural views, the Supreme Court must be a voice of reason to maintain balance.” Justice of the Supreme…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your bodies lookin good.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 195 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That is not a helicopter. That is a hellofacopter.” Former CIA Director General David Petraeus “Being on the side of right is debatable in many situations. Being on the side of the greater good in most situations is where we need to be to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 194 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “History chose us to do important things in service to our great nation. You in the field of national defense cyberwarfare and myself as President. We are both lucky to have had the opportunity to serve.” Former President Barack Obama “How you treat people…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We will have to add that to our 2024 duke shoot adventures.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oops I fell over. I didn’t land on you by accident.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 193 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, how is the heroing going? This is George W. Bush. Elsewise known as the 43rd President of the United States. I won our bet and I’m calling to gloat. I mean collect. Call me back so I can rub it in. Bye.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 192 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Always think 3 steps ahead. If your enemy is planning a counter, you need to be thinking about your counter to the counter, counter.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta “You can tell Ashton Carter, Secretary Carter, respected you and your sacrifice. I can…