My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 198 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Calmness, stoicism, is power.” Elon Musk “Guns and technology are not the problem. The problem is how people choose to use the guns and technology.” Elon Musk .”For reference purposes, you are being the turd in the punch bowl.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch “If…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I think we should try to fuck a baby to life right now. What do you think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Sigma Females: The Most Amazing and Rare Type of Woman (I Love You…
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This post is a way back when dating story conversation between MJ and I from early on in our relationship. MJ and I had been dating for a while and I wanted to take things to the next level, but I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t run/quit, so I tested him with real truths about me that I thought…
Malia: Remember when you said you were going to fuck me to death? MJ: Yup. Malia: It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder. MJ: Booty slaughter Malia: Sexual death assault MJ: A 69 187 Malia: Dickular Homicide MJ: I would…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot a lot a lot of…
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Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end? MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry. Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 196 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you do not understand the big picture, keep your opinion to yourself.” Former CIA Director Gina Haspel “In our present fringe extremist left and right cultural views, the Supreme Court must be a voice of reason to maintain balance.” Justice of the Supreme…