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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 253 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy! I need a big-time superglue job. Like, the most super glueiest super glue job ever. Look. Everything is busted.” Michael Christian Johnson “Be strong, courageous, and patient, and greatness will be the result.” President Donald Trump “Talk is cheap unless you are getting…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 251 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ. This is Dwayne. Pulled up outside the hotel I’m booked at and saw a full-on crime scene. The Rock showing up to a crime scene has bad press written all over it. Listen, ah, can I come stay at your crib tonight? Call…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…