Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 247 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A difference of opinion does not an act of war make.” Eddie Vedder “Hate isn’t great, but you know what? People are going to people. We just have to raise our children the best we can and hope for the best. Teach love. Not…
Malia May Johnson, How dare you how dare me! How dare you come into my life when I was public enemy #1 to the governments of the world and make me believe I could have a future again! How dare you bring peace, love and happiness to the life of the notorious Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson! How dare you…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 246 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me want macanoni and cheeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee He. He.” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Are you guys here because you need my daddy’s help to fix stuff again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hit me with the Jesus stuff Pastor. Let’s go!” Cash Michael Johnson “You can’t hustle a hustler,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 245 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How many countries tax their citizens and send money to the United States? It doesn’t happen. So, why should the United States tax its citizens and send money to other countries? We shouldn’t!” Elon Musk “Don’t take it or take it. Buck up or…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 244 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Orange man good. Orange Bitcoin good.” Michael Saylor “Money matters, but family and relationships are what count.” Michael Saylor “Stone Cold Steve Homan is on it.” Donald Trump Jr. “Yeah! Dues will make $2,000,000 on Bitcoin and live in a one-bedroom apartment with lawn…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 243 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Artificial intelligence is an idea whose time has come.” Former Director of CIA William Burns “Lived experience does not replace facts. What is true is true regardless of what a person feels about it ” Former Director of CIA William Burns “Oh, I’m misunderstanding.…