MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front? Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front? MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight? Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s? MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with. Malia:…
Dear Malia’s Vagina, These are the ways that I would describe you….. You are the perfect symmetrical diamond shape. You have a bonus nodge outside of you, that only you have. Your nodge is what sets you apart from all other vaginas. I love your nodge! You have extremely inviting lips between Malia’s sexy legs You are very well maintained.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Here she is. The chairwoman of the not so itty-bitty big booty committee, Mrs. Malia May Johnsonburger!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s my duty, to please that booty. I said, it’s my duty, to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Me Tarzan here to clap Malia Jane’s cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Malia Jane no run from Tarzan. Tarzan want give Malia Jane pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t give up on it…
Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights. MJ: Are you aliensplaining? Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman. MJ: An…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, I have enjoyed every moment that led to you saying all of these sexy hot things to me. I love exploring each other and enjoying an amazing love life together! …
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This is a two-step process. I grab your cheeks and you grab your ankles. Where did we get lost here?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What? Do you want me to add “Cum Causing Specialist”…
Malia: Hey, I haven’t heard from you today. Are you ok? MJ: Yep Malia: Are you sure? MJ: Yep Malia: I think I know why you are upset but I am too afraid to say it. Is it what I think it is? MJ: Who wouldn’t be upset if their wife and mother of their children tried to torture them?…
MJ: I lost myself in my marriage. Malia: I am in the same marriage. MJ: I know. What are we going to do? Malia: I am glad you love me so much, and feel comfortable enough with me that you feel like you can tease me about a very serious thing like losing yourself in a marriage. I am glad…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ain’t nothin’ but a booty thang baby. MJ The Terrible…