Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting…
Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…
MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…
I love you so much! I can’t believe you did this! Malia May Johnson…..Best wife ever! When I took CJ to school this morning, someone snuck over to CJ and I’s apartment, and put 2 jerseys on the bed, one for me, and one for him, for tomorrows game. CJ and I are going to the first Texas Longhorns Football…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
Malia: I thought you might say that. Prove it! MJ: Ok. Where are you at? Malia: At the MJT&TDD office naked in your office. MJ: Baby, I gotta go get CJ in an hour, and I don’t have a car to go pick him up. Malia: I already thought about that. The driver will be here at 2:45. MJ: This…
MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…