No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
MJ: I took a screen shot of this text you sent to me a few years ago, so that one day when everything finally worked out for us, we could look back on just how far we’ve come. Malia: Are you sending me that screenshot because I got mad at you today? MJ: No. I was looking through all of…
Malia: Cash, Liz, Dubs and I strolled over to Starbucks this morning. Look what the gm made for you. You have your very own custom label now. I told him I thought you would like it. They put your new label on Dubs and I’s drinks today. Dubs picked up her drink, saw the MJ The Terrible label on it,…
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times!” Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, at least string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be…
Malia: Hi “MJ The Terrible”. I am your biggest fan, and I have a request. Will you please come over to my apartment and make sweet sweet lovin to me, until we fall asleep in each others arms? MJ: I’m sorry maam, but I would never cheat on my wife. Not happenin! Malia: Can’t I at least tell you what…
Malia: We had sex last night when you were unconscious. MJ: Was I any good? Malia: Good enough. MJ: Cool. Malia: You consented. MJ: How could I if I was unconscious? Malia: Your body said you were ready. MJ: My body consented? You should be a lawyer babe. Malia: Your mind didn’t need to consent, because your body did. MJ:…
Malia: My sexy half naked man sprawled out on the couch. He has only slept about 2 hours in the last day and a half. What was he doing the rest of the time? Volunteering(Wounded Warrior Project). Most people know my husband as “MJ The Terrible”, but I know him as the kindest, most loving man I have ever known.…
Malia: Baby, please don’t be mad at me when your phone is charged up and you read this. I am so in love with you!!! ——– Original Message ——–Subject: Re: I lied to you……Local Time: May 27, 2017 6:27 PMFrom: [email protected]: Malia Johnson <[email protected]> I’m really looking forward to tonight. I am on the way back to the base to pick…
Malia: Baby!! Did they or not? I love you! I hope they did. I love you one more time 2!! MJ: More! Boom!!!! I love you to MEC! Malia: Congratulations!!! What is MEC? MJ: I’m coming home to celebrate with you, in you, and on you, right now! Malia: Yes! Yes! Yes! What is MEC? MJ: Malia, Elizabeth, Cash Malia:…
Malia: Take the “Mother fucking” hint MJ- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXACZdYN18Y Malia: “50 Shades of Terrible”…..right meow please MJ: Perfect timing! He just left. Malia: I just watched the movie. I’m in the mood. MJ: 50 Shades Preggo edition…..coming right up! Do you want to be James Bond and get the girl or what? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/do-you-want-to-be-james-bond-and-get-the-girl-or-what/