MJ: Miss Malia, Christmas is coming up. Have you been naughty or nice? Malia: Naughty. MJ: Santa only gives presents to the nice girls. Malia: If “Santa The Terrible” wants me to keep sitting on his lap, he better bring me something good this year. I like Prada! MJ: Well, maybe Santa will let you slide this year little girl.…
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Malia: For better or worse. That’s what I signed up for when I married this cute boy with 103 temperature….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Sick-With-A-High-Temperature-Video.mp4 Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Transcript: – Beginning of transcript – MJ: This is Michael, and I am laying in bed.…
Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…
Private user: Is this MJ? MJ: Yes Mrs Abbott. How are you doing today? Private user: You owe me! MJ: That I do Mrs. Abbott. Private user: No one has ever asked my husband to unfreeze a school for a single child before. MJ: Thank you. Only an amazing Governor who cares about their residents would do such a thing. …
Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …
Malia: Do you miss me baby? MJ: Yes. Malia: How much? MJ: An endless amount. Malia: Describe it. MJ: Ok. First, let’s start with the Lego character I have been the last couple days(See attached). Seriously though, I am having a great time with my son, but the twins, bumpy and you, have been on my mind non-stop. Malia: After…
Question: My question is for Malia. This is Dr. T. I was MJ’s son’s therapist for a couple sessions before I got fired. Why did he fire me? I am good at what I do. Thank you for trying to warn me about how he can be before I met him or met with his son. I get it now.…
MJ: Malia “Sexy As Hell” Johnson, I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone earlier, and you were pissed. I just listened to your 8 “Where the fuck are you?” messages, and I just wanted to say, I think you’re going to like my excuse. Please see attached queen feisty pants. Malia: I heard about it. People have been calling…
MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…