MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
Baby, Thank you for an incredible day at the beach! Here’s what Malia said about the video- “Aww! I love the video, but of course the wind blocks the part at the beginning where you say that I was right about buying the beach house. I know you really meant what you said in the video, because you broke character…
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
Baby, I made a collage of pictures of you for you, because even though it is rainy and dark outside, I still get to spend time with my family at our new beach house, and I love you beyond words! My dad was teaching Malia how to hit golf balls on the beach today, and she actually hit a bird.…
Port Aransas(Port A) is a small, fun, beach town/island along the Texas coastline, that’s about 4 hours away from where we live in Austin. My wife and I have always loved going and spending time there. One of our favorite dating memories was when I asked Malia if she would go on a date with me, but she had to…
Hi everyone, it’s Malia. A lot of people ask me what it’s like being married to “MJ The Terrible”, so I thought I would share a cute funny sexy example. This is the voicemail he left for me on Monday when he was on the way home. (Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ…