Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …
Malia: Do you miss me baby? MJ: Yes. Malia: How much? MJ: An endless amount. Malia: Describe it. MJ: Ok. First, let’s start with the Lego character I have been the last couple days(See attached). Seriously though, I am having a great time with my son, but the twins, bumpy and you, have been on my mind non-stop. Malia: After…
Question: My question is for Malia. This is Dr. T. I was MJ’s son’s therapist for a couple sessions before I got fired. Why did he fire me? I am good at what I do. Thank you for trying to warn me about how he can be before I met him or met with his son. I get it now.…
MJ: Malia “Sexy As Hell” Johnson, I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone earlier, and you were pissed. I just listened to your 8 “Where the fuck are you?” messages, and I just wanted to say, I think you’re going to like my excuse. Please see attached queen feisty pants. Malia: I heard about it. People have been calling…
MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…