Malia: I thought you might say that. Prove it! MJ: Ok. Where are you at? Malia: At the MJT&TDD office naked in your office. MJ: Baby, I gotta go get CJ in an hour, and I don’t have a car to go pick him up. Malia: I already thought about that. The driver will be here at 2:45. MJ: This…
Tag: Malia and MJ
Malia’s Sexy Surprise For MJ (1 of 2)
MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
Marcus and MJ Joking Around
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
The Spot Malia and MJ Were Attacked
Question: I am new to masters of money and mj the terrible. I was reading past posts. Where did you and Malia get jumped at? I would like to see a picture. Paul Hartong Boston, MA Answer: Welcome to the family. We are glad to have you. Malia and I were at the pool, at our South Austin apartment, and…
I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you.
MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you. Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me.…
Pwesident Owama? Fo weal?
This could only happen to MJ. My poor baby! On the day the one person MJ wanted to connect with more than anyone else on social media connects with him, his face decides to go all Nutty Professor, and he is in pain, so he can’t be happy or celebrate. Me: Baby, President Obama joined your LinkedIn page…… MJ: Pwesident…
Malia Foreplay Teasing MJ
Question: My name is Malia, and I have a question for “MJ The Terrible”. I heard you and Team Digital Death, had an office built for you on a college campus, right across the street from your south Austin apartment. I was at the office unveiling this afternoon with my twin newborn babies, watching girls line up to flirt with…
MJ World Travel Pics
Before all of the “MJ The Terrible” craziness happened, I used to love traveling and experiencing what the world had to offer. Here are some of my favorite scenery pictures that I took during my travels….. About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information,…
Mr Governor please meet my hacker boyfriend “MJ The Terrible”
So, funny social media connection story….. I recently connected on LinkedIn in with the Governor of North Carolina. We met a party at the end of last year. I didn’t know who he was and he didn’t know who I was. That said, we both had on the exact same tux, so it was an easy conversation starter. Malia walked…
Malia Is Great and Gotye Sucks Post (For Kevin)
I can’t believe I’m posting this, but it is for a good cause. My buddy Kevin read a report that came in today about some of the things my ex is doing/is up to, and he said- “I am making a Malia is great, Gotye sucks post. I will give you 2 grand if you post it.” I told him…