“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…
In the building Malia(my wife) and I live in, in downtown Austin, on the 10th floor, they have a sports bar, where anyone who lives in the building, can stop to have a drink, eat a burger, etc. Well, tonight I ran into one of our friends, who is recently single, and just started dating. Myself, and a few of…
World, meet Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson. Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson, meet the world. We have some funny/crazy stories about what all happened before, during, and after their births, which we will be happy to share later, but for now, we are just enjoying finally being able to share the good news with y’all. Thank…
“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
I am so happy right now. Happier than I have ever been. I went through 5 years of complete hell, which I thought was a curse, because I didn’t know that those 5 years of hell, were really the life lessons I needed, to be happy personally, and successful financially. 2012 to 2017 were an all out assault on me…
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
MJ: Baby, take a hint. Can you see the hidden message in the picture? Malia: You want to poke and explore me? MJ: Yes I do! Malia: Thank God! It is the only thing that makes me feel comfortable. Your unborn twins are training like Rocky in my belly. MJ: ETA 5 min The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post…
Dubs- Head of security for our family. Malia- Wife of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Dubs: Thank you for helping me search the archives Dubs. These are the back and forth texts between MJ and I, from the first time he met my friends. And every single one of them are still our friends to this day>>> Malia: Is something…
Malia: My cute scruffy husband and his son being silly at the Austin Rodeo…… Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son Christian at Rodeo Austin Texas Video #1 Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-and-Son-Christian-at-Rodeo-Austin-Video-1.mp4 Malia: My cute scruffy hubby and son being silly at the Austin Rodeo video #2….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son Christian at Rodeo Austin Texas Video #2 Link…
Malia: Baby I love you so much right now! This is so sweet! For the people who think my husband is an evil computer hacking mastermind, read this…… What Truly Matters In Life by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-truly-matters-in-life-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/