Michael David Johnson, You pissed me off earlier because even though I know you were just teasing, you made me feel like you didn’t think that I loved you enough, so I am love bombing the shit out of you! I love you! I respect you! I care about you! I support you! I am loyal to you! I am…
MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012? Malia: That you had a crush on me? MJ: Uh huh Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay? MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about. Malia: Talk…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…
Michael David Johnson, You are the best man I have ever known. There are endless reasons why I love you. Here are 20 more reasons why I love you on top of the 20 reasons why I told you I love you on the last post like this I wrote. 1. I know I am the center of your universe,…
MJ: Baby, do you want your mind blown? Malia: Sure MJ: Guess why the bank froze Masters of Money’s accounts. Malia: An account transfer was flagged for some odd reason? Malia: Identity theft? MJ: No to both. The answer is almost impossible to guess, so I am just going to tell you. That said, the answer is unbelievable. Malia: Tell…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It is a common courtesy to cup a titty while you pound the cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time? MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you. Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now? MJ: A have a brief video conference call…
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s go in there and you can teach me something about your anatomy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The squirt is worth the squeeze.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Look at this box of sex…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You have everything I want and need on the…