Malia: Cash, Liz, Dubs and I strolled over to Starbucks this morning. Look what the gm made for you. You have your very own custom label now. I told him I thought you would like it. They put your new label on Dubs and I’s drinks today. Dubs picked up her drink, saw the MJ The Terrible label on it,…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Love me 4 times” (Inflation)
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times!” Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, at least string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be…
“I’ll Take You To The Candy Shop”
Malia: Hi “MJ The Terrible”. I am your biggest fan, and I have a request. Will you please come over to my apartment and make sweet sweet lovin to me, until we fall asleep in each others arms? MJ: I’m sorry maam, but I would never cheat on my wife. Not happenin! Malia: Can’t I at least tell you what…
Body Consent?
Malia: We had sex last night when you were unconscious. MJ: Was I any good? Malia: Good enough. MJ: Cool. Malia: You consented. MJ: How could I if I was unconscious? Malia: Your body said you were ready. MJ: My body consented? You should be a lawyer babe. Malia: Your mind didn’t need to consent, because your body did. MJ:…
My sexy half naked man sprawled out on the couch.
Malia: My sexy half naked man sprawled out on the couch. He has only slept about 2 hours in the last day and a half. What was he doing the rest of the time? Volunteering(Wounded Warrior Project). Most people know my husband as “MJ The Terrible”, but I know him as the kindest, most loving man I have ever known.…
I’m ready “MJ The Water Breaker”
Malia: Baby!! Did they or not? I love you! I hope they did. I love you one more time 2!! MJ: More! Boom!!!! I love you to MEC! Malia: Congratulations!!! What is MEC? MJ: I’m coming home to celebrate with you, in you, and on you, right now! Malia: Yes! Yes! Yes! What is MEC? MJ: Malia, Elizabeth, Cash Malia:…
Hand Signal Emoticons For Sex
MJ: How can I be the reason you smile today baby? Malia: Stop working insane hours, and actually sleep next to me the whole night. MJ: That sounds great. I’ll be up in 2. Malia: You make me smile a lot. MJ: I love to see you smile. Your beautiful smile has taken my breath away for more than 5…
Would you wear these for me babe?
Malia: Would you wear these for me babe? MJ: Sure baby. Malia: Feel like fooling around after Gotye comes to get CJ? MJ: YES!!! Malia: Me too! See you naked soon. MJ: 🙂 Malia: Yes, you will be smiling! The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/
To All of You Incredible Women Out There Who Saved A Man Like Me From Ruin
Malia, you not only made it easy for me to love again, but you made it to where I barely had to hurt at all during the transition! If you are one of those loving and loyal, stand by your man no matter what type of woman, kudos to you. You are the kind of woman that all men want…
Racial Sensitivity Training For The 6 Assholes Who Jumped Us
We are not looking back baby! Those 6 assholes the other day, who beat the hell out of Dubs, Marcus, me, etc., and even tried to scratch and kick Malia’s belly, will be going away for a LONGGGGG TIME! Those boys committed a whole laundry list of crimes! Even a hate crime! On the recording, you can clearly hear 5…