MJ: This was not my idea my love. You know your body is the only one the real “MJ The Terrible” wants to be in bed with. Malia: It is ok baby. I am ok with the sexy girl promo video, just like I’m sure you will be ok with the sexy guy promo I am doing next week. MJ:…
MJ: Baby, I don’t love you anymore….. Malia: Baby, I saw your draft of this message on your laptop, and my first thought was, if he is going to mess with me and expect to freak me out, he shouldn’t have started the message with “Baby”, but……. MJ: And if you believe that I have some ocean front property in…
Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way! Any man of mine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country. Malia: I’m from the country. MJ: Country western Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol MJ: You are…
MJ: Baby I am drunk but I wan yoy to knlw I carry these thibgs around with me all the timer because I didn’t know the worst tine of my life wpuld turn out tp ne the best. Itd because of you Malia. I love yoy. Im sorry I smell lick alcohol and dont wsnt to kiss me tonight. I…
Before The Event Mr. Fanning: How nervous is our boy Mali J? Will you be accompanying MJ to dinner this evening? Did he shave? Please make sure he looks sharp. I stuck my neck out on this and I’m now a former, which means we need him at his best. Malia: Hey Mr. F. MJ has been in the shower…
Malia: MJ, even Superman has to rest. You slept at least 16 hours. You needed it! Malia: I did good things. Now I’m ready to do bad things to you. Men expect their wives to perform “wifely duties”, meaning sex, just because the man wants it. This is 2017. Women should be able to do the same thing. I am…
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, My name is Shawn Higgins, and I represent Vivid International Studios. My clients are interested in producing an adult film based on an encounter yourself and Mrs. Johnson wrote about on the internet. The “Mother Fucker” post has approximately 4,000 likes, has been clicked on 51,000,000 times, and is in Facebook’s top 25,000 most clicked…
As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
It’s official! On the 5 year anniversary of the day we met, Malia and I became husband and wife. To the staff at Camp Mabry, you guys were incredible! Thank you to the folks at Robb Report and Luxe for putting together/coordinating, such an amazing wedding day. We heard some of our guests helicopter transports back and forth between the…
Tarica Patel(BABB): Now you messed up MJ! Malia is crying! MJ: For real? Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes MJ: About the dating post? Tarica Patel(BABB): Yes MJ: I wrote a real one. Chris thought it would be funny to write an anti dating post. Besides, I didn’t want to write a dating post for her. I would rather die then let another…