Baby, I love your big smile, your big heart, and your big butt! Thank you for handling my “old baggage” for me, so that I can take care of business. There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for you. I thought after I got divorced from my first wife, or as you like to call her, my “practice wife”, that…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
Malia May Johnson, Thank you for loving me so much, and for being so good to me that I can barely remember what it was like to have to put up with the mean/hateful people that were in my life before I was lucky enough to meet you. Love, Me
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
Baby, Thank you for an incredible day at the beach! Here’s what Malia said about the video- “Aww! I love the video, but of course the wind blocks the part at the beginning where you say that I was right about buying the beach house. I know you really meant what you said in the video, because you broke character…
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
Baby, I made a collage of pictures of you for you, because even though it is rainy and dark outside, I still get to spend time with my family at our new beach house, and I love you beyond words! My dad was teaching Malia how to hit golf balls on the beach today, and she actually hit a bird.…
Port Aransas(Port A) is a small, fun, beach town/island along the Texas coastline, that’s about 4 hours away from where we live in Austin. My wife and I have always loved going and spending time there. One of our favorite dating memories was when I asked Malia if she would go on a date with me, but she had to…
Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…