MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
Baby, I made a collage of pictures of you for you, because even though it is rainy and dark outside, I still get to spend time with my family at our new beach house, and I love you beyond words! My dad was teaching Malia how to hit golf balls on the beach today, and she actually hit a bird.…
Port Aransas(Port A) is a small, fun, beach town/island along the Texas coastline, that’s about 4 hours away from where we live in Austin. My wife and I have always loved going and spending time there. One of our favorite dating memories was when I asked Malia if she would go on a date with me, but she had to…
Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…
Victoria Johnson, Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson, I feel like the luckiest/happiest guy in the world. Here is the newest edition to our growing family. Our little lucky charm was born on St. Patrick’s Day! Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson. Victoria, this is the very first thing your beautiful mommy Malia ever said after you were born- “Aww,…
MJ is such an amazing father that I thought he and his son with his ex-wife (Christian), deserved a father and son tribute post. I hope you enjoy the videos. You two look so cute together….. Christian telling his Daddy “You’re a great dad, dad.” Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Best-Daddy-Video.mp4 Christian’s Daddy Taking Him On His First Plane Flight From Austin Texas…
This picture of my wife Malia and I, at Zilker Park, in Austin, Texas, is one of my favorites. It is one of my favorites because of how much fun we had that day. We were celebrating finally getting to be together. We were celebrating a big financial win, and we were also falling in love. Side note- I was…
This was a conversation my beautiful wife Malia and I had just had, while sitting out on our balcony, at our vacation villa in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Malia: Baby, I love it here! How is your stress level? MJ: Me too. It is less than zero baby. Malia: Are you mad that I forced this vacation on you? MJ:…
MJ: Did your mom come pick up the kids yet? Malia: Yes. I’m excited to go to the game. Hook’em Horns! MJ: Baby, my balls are the same color as the ocean. I want to skip the game and bang the shit out if you! Malia: Are you just saying that? I know how much you like the Longhorns. MJ:…
Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…