We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
Malia, the family and I are enjoying our time in the Manassas, McLean, Langley, Virginia area a lot. The people are great, the food is good, etc. That said, as soon as I’m finished working on this project, to my family in Austin, don’t think that I forgot about you. You are always on my mind, and as soon as…
Malia: Come home baby. I know it’s not our home home but this compound is our home until your project is finished. MJ: Wherever you and the kids are is home baby. Malia: I am dressed up in my Halloween costume. MJ: They have trick or treating at the compound? It’s kinda late for trick or treating now though isn’t…
A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…
Text of the letter from Senator Ted Cruz to Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: – Beginning of letter – UNITED STATES SENATORWASHINGTON, D.C. October 4, 2019 Dear Michael, It is a pleasure for Heidi and I to join your family and friends in wishing you a very happy 39th birthday! As birthdays are frequently a time of reflection on one’s…