A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…
Text of the letter from Senator Ted Cruz to Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: – Beginning of letter – UNITED STATES SENATORWASHINGTON, D.C. October 4, 2019 Dear Michael, It is a pleasure for Heidi and I to join your family and friends in wishing you a very happy 39th birthday! As birthdays are frequently a time of reflection on one’s…
Baby, I love your big smile, your big heart, and your big butt! Thank you for handling my “old baggage” for me, so that I can take care of business. There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for you. I thought after I got divorced from my first wife, or as you like to call her, my “practice wife”, that…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
Malia May Johnson, Thank you for loving me so much, and for being so good to me that I can barely remember what it was like to have to put up with the mean/hateful people that were in my life before I was lucky enough to meet you. Love, Me
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
Baby, Thank you for an incredible day at the beach! Here’s what Malia said about the video- “Aww! I love the video, but of course the wind blocks the part at the beginning where you say that I was right about buying the beach house. I know you really meant what you said in the video, because you broke character…