Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot a lot a lot of…
Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end? MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry. Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your bodies lookin good.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 76 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It wouldn’t be new sheet and bed decor if you didn’t bust a nut all over it. You are lucky I love you.” Malia May Johnson “This is super sensitive make you nut cream. Let’s see what happens.” Malia May Johnson “I have to keep…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “More head, less headaches.” Malia May Johnson “Exploration? That’s the former oil man in you talking, but yes sir I do!” Malia May Johnson “I have a special request. Can I get a dick dance please?” Malia May Johnson “I want kisses. Nothing but kisses,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We will have to add that to our 2024 duke shoot adventures.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oops I fell over. I didn’t land on you by accident.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have love in my heart for you. I have lust in my loins for you. Give me all your love and lust and I will give you all of my mine those things. Just never stop loving me Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson…
Important Events on March 19th In History: 1918: The US Congress establishes time zones and approves daylight saving time. 1931: Governor Fred Balzar signs bill legalizing gambling in Nevada. 1932: The Sydney Harbor Bridge is opened. 1944: The Nazi’s occupy Hungary. 1945: Adolf Hitler issues his “Nero Decree” ordering all industries, military installations, shops, transportation facilities, and communications facilities in…
Important Events on August 24th In History: 1909: Construction on the Panama Canal begins. 1911: Manuel de Arriaga becomes the first President of Portugal. 1914: German troops capture Namur during World War 1. 1932: Amelia Earhart becomes the first woman to fly across the United States non-stop. 1936: The Australian Antarctic Territory is created. 1944: Allied troops begin the attack…
Important Events on June 26th In History: 1906: The first Grand Prix race is held at Le Mans. 1927: The Cyclone roller coaster opens at Coney Island. 1934: U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt signs the Federal Credit Union Act, establishing credit unions. 1945: The United Nations Charter is signed by 50 Allied countries in San Francisco, California. 1955: The South African…