MJ was just released from the hospital! I told him I was going to kiss all of his bruises to make them feel better. He has a lot of bruises! It could take awhile. Ouch baby! I still feel so guilty about not locking the upstairs baby gate door. I asked MJ if he would forgive me. He said “We…
I feel like the worst wife and mother in the world!! Our son Cash can crawl now so we installed upstairs and downstairs baby gates to prevent him from falling down the stairs. This afternoon I walked up the stairs and I thought I closed the gate behind me. It turns out I didn’t push the gate hard enough for…
I asked Malia if she wanted to fool around this morning and she said- “I can’t right now. I’m practicing social distancing.” Then she said- “Just kidding” and we, well, you know. I love your feisty, playful, sexy loving ways Malia May Johnson! I knew I was the luckiest man alive when she told me this was her philosophy on…
To Malia May Johnson, Happy 8 Year Anniversary of the day we first “officially met”! Happy 4 Year Engagement Anniversary! Happy 3 Year Wedding Anniversary! Happy Monthaversary! I would be lost without you! I can’t live without you! I would die for you! All of my love, MJ P.S. I love you with every beat of my heart! The Center…
Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
Yesterday Malia and I were talking about some of our most fun dates, and she brought up the time we went to the house where they filmed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in Granger, Texas, which is not to far from Austin. Due to my alleged involvement as the chief architect of the Stuxnet computer virus which had international consequences,…
While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
I am not usually a big fan of surprises but the surprise fly to Miami to go to the Superbowl surprise today is absolutely EPIC! Thanks for the ride over on Air Force One Jr. Donny! Love you bro! When I woke up this morning in San Diego California I had no idea I would be ending the day in…
MJ I loved your you fell in love with me in Port A post. Ditto baby. This was the moment I knew big bruise and all that I was crazy in love with you and there was no turning back! Cash just rolled over onto his belly for the first time ever to give his daddy a hug. Cutest thing…
What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad…