I was freaking out because MJ didn’t come home yesterday like he was supposed to, and I knew something was wrong. He was on a flight with his cyber crew, Team Digital Death, back home from visiting with President Elect Joe Biden and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. Well, the plane they were on crashed. MJ’s close friend and member…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than…..
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
Mind and Body F-ing
MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson
Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video For MJ Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Malia-This-Love-Video-For-You-Is-Red-Video.mp4 To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia: 1. Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that…
Happy Famunda Foot Veteran’s Day!
I asked MJ if I was just like one big toy to him. He smiled and said my foot was Famunda Cheese. He actually wrote Famunda Cheese on my foot. You are a hero veteran, and today is Veteran’s Day, so I’m going to let you get away with Famundaing my foot silly boy. I love you Michael David Johnson!…