Malia has done 7 anything goes q&a’s. The topics covered include tattoos, romance, MJ The Terrible stories, greatest fears, making babies, having babies, Stuxnet, plastic surgery, anal sex, oral sex, foreplay, fist fights, favorite moments, an inside look at Malia and MJ’s Bethesda Maryland home, MJ being in the hospital stories, race, gender, friendships, betrayal, superstitions, an inside look at…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes II by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
Winter Wonderland Snow Kiss
MJ: Baby it’s cold outside. Malia: Then warm me up with a kiss silly boy! MJ: You know what they say? Malia: There’s no kisses like snow kisses? MJ: That’s better than what I was going to say. Malia: You can kiss me anywhere, anytime, anyplace, and for any reason Michael David Johnson! MJ: Roger that! This is MJ and…
Malia and MJ’s High School Senior Pictures and 10 Signs of A Cute Couple In Love
MJ and I’s High School Senior Pictures A special thank you to Jeanne, MJ’s mom, and the best Grandma ever, for making copies of photo albums for us, so that we have a copy as well. After MJ and I looked at our high school senior pictures, we talked about whether we think we would have dated, if we went…
Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
Bedroom Olympics Fun
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
Sometimes She Cries Sexpology
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
20 Reasons I Love You Michael David Johnson
Michael David Johnson, You are the most amazing man I have ever met! There is a reason our paths crossed, and I feel truly lucky to have you in my life. I love the way we can be together for 5 hours and it feels like only 5 minutes have gone by. The closeness I feel to you is stronger…
Happy New Year From The Johnson 8!
Malia: Hey cute boy, when you get done with what you are working on, will you come watch Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve with me? MJ: Sure. Dick Clark still doing that, huh? Malia: Well, now he is New Year’s Rockin Eve in heaven. MJ: Oh. Is Dick Clark Jr hosting it or something? Malia: No. It’s Ryan Seacrest.…
Excuse Me Mr Johnson…..
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…