I wanted to take a minute to send a love shout out to the beautiful loving angel in this picture. They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. Well, here are just some of the 1,000 words that I think most accurately describe the angel on earth in this picture. Smart, loving, caring, adorable, beautiful, alluring, appealing, charming, cute. dazzling,…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Vaginasphere and Supersizing Sex
Vaginasphere and Supersizing Sex MJ: Are you busy babe? Malia: I just got off a video chat with my girls. MJ: How is the vaginasphere? Malia: A lot of drama. Apparently it’s hard to find a good man these days. MJ: I try. Malia: You are awesome baby! I don’t want to let another woman close enough to you to…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes III by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am so glad my thick thighs make your penis rise.” Malia May Johnson “Oh my god! I love when you move my hair and start kissing on my neck and rubbing your c@$k against…
The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia
The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia A is for Ass B is for Butt C is for Cumming D is for Dirty E is for Ecstasy F is for Fucking G is for Groaning H is for Horny I is for Intimate J is for Juggs K is for Kissing L is for Licking M is for…
MJ Gets Jealous of The Actor Playing Him in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Movie
Malia: I really miss you when you are gone. XOXO Malia: Is everything ok? Usually, you text back within a few hours tops. I couldn’t sleep without you last night. I know I complain sometimes because you move a lot in your sleep, and I wake up in WWE wrestling holds most nights, but I can’t sleep without you! I…
Your Sexy Blue Eyes Are What Have Me All Worked Up
MJ: Wow! You sent me an awesome naughty video! Malia: Yes I did! MJ: That was hot baby! What has got you all worked up? Malia: What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Your sexy blue eyes are what have me all worked up. MJ: You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
Triple Double Date With The President Vice President and Gender Neutral Toys
Malia: Baby, did you see the email from Brittany? MJ: Which one? Malia: The one about President Biden and the first lady coming to eat at our house? MJ: No. When is that happening? Malia: Kamala text me. She told the President about it and he asked if he and Mrs. Biden could come to. MJ: I don’t care. is…
You’ve Got To Stand For Something or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson
Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…
My Top 20 Favorite Sexy Foreplay Posts on Therealmjtheterrible.com By Malia May Johnson
I was going to do a top 10 favorite foreplay posts, but then it turned into a top 15, which turned into a top 20, which would have turned into a top 25, or 30, or 35, etc., probably, if I had more time. I love my husband MJ, and I love making love to him. I get asked a…
Sec Def Cyber Drago and De-stressing
Malia: Promise me something. MJ: Ok. What? Malia: Promise me you will always try to quench my thirst when I’m thirsty. MJ: I will do my best. Malia: Promise me you will. MJ: Good Lord! I promise I will try to quench your thirst when you are thirsty! Malia: Did you know that I have only been good at playing…