The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia A is for Ass B is for Butt C is for Cumming D is for Dirty E is for Ecstasy F is for Fucking G is for Groaning H is for Horny I is for Intimate J is for Juggs K is for Kissing L is for Licking M is for…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
MJ Gets Jealous of The Actor Playing Him in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Movie
Malia: I really miss you when you are gone. XOXO Malia: Is everything ok? Usually, you text back within a few hours tops. I couldn’t sleep without you last night. I know I complain sometimes because you move a lot in your sleep, and I wake up in WWE wrestling holds most nights, but I can’t sleep without you! I…
Your Sexy Blue Eyes Are What Have Me All Worked Up
MJ: Wow! You sent me an awesome naughty video! Malia: Yes I did! MJ: That was hot baby! What has got you all worked up? Malia: What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Your sexy blue eyes are what have me all worked up. MJ: You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
Triple Double Date With The President Vice President and Gender Neutral Toys
Malia: Baby, did you see the email from Brittany? MJ: Which one? Malia: The one about President Biden and the first lady coming to eat at our house? MJ: No. When is that happening? Malia: Kamala text me. She told the President about it and he asked if he and Mrs. Biden could come to. MJ: I don’t care. is…
You’ve Got To Stand For Something or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson
Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. I had a very happy childhood. I am proud…
My Top 20 Favorite Sexy Foreplay Posts on Therealmjtheterrible.com By Malia May Johnson
I was going to do a top 10 favorite foreplay posts, but then it turned into a top 15, which turned into a top 20, which would have turned into a top 25, or 30, or 35, etc., probably, if I had more time. I love my husband MJ, and I love making love to him. I get asked a…
Sec Def Cyber Drago and De-stressing
Malia: Promise me something. MJ: Ok. What? Malia: Promise me you will always try to quench my thirst when I’m thirsty. MJ: I will do my best. Malia: Promise me you will. MJ: Good Lord! I promise I will try to quench your thirst when you are thirsty! Malia: Did you know that I have only been good at playing…
9 Year Anniversary Surprises
MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
100 Reasons I Love You Malia May Johnson (Happy 9 Year Anniversary Baby Cakes!)
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Happy 9 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia and I met 9 years ago today, on March 8th, 2012. Malia and I have known each other for 9 years. Here is how 9 years converts into seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. 284,083,200 seconds4,734,720 minutes78,912 hours3288 days469 weeks and 5 days Malia May Johnson, You are my all and everything, and I love you more all the…