Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things. MJ: Huh? Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that? MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and…
MJ: Alright baby, you always try to Cosmo magazine relationship quiz me, but today I’m flippin the script on you. This is a quiz to see how well you know me. And you better pass or I’m breaking up with you. Malia: You can’t break up with me. I am the mother of your children. MJ: Then you better do…
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a big beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play hides and I go seek…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t you dare quickie me! I deserve a good banging and you are going to give it to me!” Malia May Johnson “Dick me baby! Dick me good!” Malia May Johnson “Let’s see how many…
Malia, In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made…
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
MJ suffered a subdural hematoma rupture on 2/14/2015. He went through a brain surgery, a medically induced coma, speech therapy, to learn how to talk again, and physical therapy to learn how to walk again. MJ was a patient at Walter Reed for 17 months, from February 2015 – July 2016. MJ’s main doctor while he was at Walter Reed,…
Have you ever had a big fight with MJ in public? Dianna Maze Los Angeles, CA Malia: MJ rarely argues with me. He is not a good arguer. I can only think of a couple of times I blew up at him in public. If we argue, or I should say, if I argue with him, it’s at home. I…
How did MJ get the nickname “MJ The Terrible”? Lola Quintero Los Angeles, CA Brittany: MJ was talking with his doctor, and the doctor asked him about his son. MJ said his son was two years old. The doctor referenced the terrible twos. When the doctor was walking out of the room, he said, we’ll see you next time MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This sounds like a boner emergency. I need to put all my hands on your dick immediately.” Malia May Johnson “I am uncomfortably big as a house pregnant, and I know God is a man,…