Malia War Day Voicemail Recording For MJ Transcript (Voicemail Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript – Malia: Hey baby it’s me. Uhm. I’m on my way to get my nails done, but I just wanted to wish you happy hunting on your war day. And I love you to pieces. And I hopefully can’t wait to see you at lunch…
Last night something happened that changed my life. 10 plus years ago I created something that changed the world forever, in good and bad ways. What I created led to me being nicknamed “MJ The Terrible”, and it is also the reason I was awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyberwarfare. Even though the event happened over a decade ago,…
MJ: I found the song from the Jack Reacher and the girl from the babysitting movie song to make sweet lovin in the shower to like they did in the movie. Malia: Jack Reacher? Girl from the baby sitting movie? Malia: Oh. I got it. Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. It’s called Top Gun. Malia: Ugh! You’ve got me thinking…
Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things. MJ: Huh? Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that? MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and…
MJ: Alright baby, you always try to Cosmo magazine relationship quiz me, but today I’m flippin the script on you. This is a quiz to see how well you know me. And you better pass or I’m breaking up with you. Malia: You can’t break up with me. I am the mother of your children. MJ: Then you better do…
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a big beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play hides and I go seek…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t you dare quickie me! I deserve a good banging and you are going to give it to me!” Malia May Johnson “Dick me baby! Dick me good!” Malia May Johnson “Let’s see how many…
Malia, In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made…
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
MJ suffered a subdural hematoma rupture on 2/14/2015. He went through a brain surgery, a medically induced coma, speech therapy, to learn how to talk again, and physical therapy to learn how to walk again. MJ was a patient at Walter Reed for 17 months, from February 2015 – July 2016. MJ’s main doctor while he was at Walter Reed,…