Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
Malia: Liz could be getting married soon. MJ: Liz just turned 7. Malia: I am teasing obviously. I text you that because I saw a post on X that Iraq’s Parliament introduced a bill to reduce the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9 years old. MJ: Crazy! Malia: Don’t ever hug me okay? MJ: Don’t ever…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Were my nonverbal cues I wanna screw not obvious enough?” Malia May Johnson “Like Papa Johns…….You better get some.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to impregnate me today.” Malia May Johnson “Spoiler alert! Your penis is getting sucked as soon as now!” Malia May Johnson…
Malia: You are not meeting my standards Michael David Johnson! MJ: …… Malia: I have a demand and you are going to meet my demand or else! MJ: Babe, you have been ride or die. I am only alive and made it out of the hospital because of you. Whatever you want, go buy it! I mean it! Malia: How…