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A Loving Thank You Letter To An Amazing Father

Fathers are important in the development of children’s emotional well-being.  Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of physical and emotional security.  Children want to make their fathers proud. Involved father promote inner growth and strength.  Studies show that when fathers are affectionate and…

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Malia May Presley

MJ: I married Lisa Marie Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie??? MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing. MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes. Malia: Gotcha.…

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Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Bethesda Row Shopping Center in Bethesda Maryland Photo
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“Stuff”

Malia: Do you think the saying “Black Lives Matter” is racist? MJ: No. The saying is meant to call attention to an important issue. The saying isn’t “Only Black Lives Matter”. Malia: I agree. They are debating it right now on the show I’m watching. I love you my enlightened, sexy, woke, big heart, big brain, big dick husband! MJ:…

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson and His Son Christopher Alexander Johnson Bethesda Maryland August 2021
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Welcome To The World Christopher Alexander Johnson! 

World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…

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