Malia: You don’t love me. MJ: I love you! Malia: Prove it MJ: I have loved you since the day I was born. Malia: You didn’t know me when you were born. MJ: I was born to love you! Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because us being together is right. Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because…
Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you. MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…
MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have…
MJ: Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson! Malia: Everyone in the house is laughing their ass off at you baby! MJ: What? Malia: “Just give me anal in the morning,…
Fathers are important in the development of children’s emotional well-being. Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of physical and emotional security. Children want to make their fathers proud. Involved father promote inner growth and strength. Studies show that when fathers are affectionate and…
MJ: Does your butt hurt? Malia: In a good way. MJ: 2 all butt sex sessions Malia: Uh huh MJ: Can I ask you something? Malia: Yep MJ: Will you marry me? Malia: I am already married to you. MJ: I just wanted to hear you say that you are already married to me. Malia: Anymore butt sex before I…
Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies! MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately. Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. MJ: What kind of clue? Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture…
MJ: I married Lisa Marie Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie??? MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing. MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes. Malia: Gotcha.…
Malia: I love you! MJ: I love you too. Did I do something good to deserve an I love you? Malia: I love you and I can tell you that I love you anytime I want to, can’t I? MJ: Of course my love. I’m stressed out. Malia: Stress isn’t good baby. We need to find a stress solution. MJ:…
Malia: Do you think the saying “Black Lives Matter” is racist? MJ: No. The saying is meant to call attention to an important issue. The saying isn’t “Only Black Lives Matter”. Malia: I agree. They are debating it right now on the show I’m watching. I love you my enlightened, sexy, woke, big heart, big brain, big dick husband! MJ:…