MJ: Baby! The prototype FORCE bot has been built! I’m about text you a picture. A lot of work has gone into. I love you and I hope you like it…….. Malia: Wow baby! Impressive! MJ: Are you just saying that or are you really impressed? Malia: I’m really impressed! MJ: But…… Malia: I don’t want to say what I’m…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: Malia: Are you side profiling me Michael David Johnson? MJ: Yes. I love you Malia. I watched you all around the house yesterday and today, while you were playing with the kids, while you were on the phone, while you were cooking, while you were greeting our family and friends that are staying with…
MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me. I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee. I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies. She lived with me in…
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…
Malia: Your mom just got Grandmother’s death certificate from the funeral home. Do you know what Grandmother died from? MJ: Golden Girls Overdose? Malia: You can’t die from watching too much Golden Girls. MJ: She died from a stroke, right? Malia: Guess again. MJ: I heard the doctor say she had a stroke. Malia: Yes, she had a stroke, but…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
MALIA MAY JOHNSON Letters To Words: MagicalAmazingLovingIndependentAngel MiraculousAffectionateYummy JoyfulOptimisticHonestNaughtySexyOrganizedNice There are 15 letters in your name, so I put 15 links of love on this post: Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than….. https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-may-johnson-i-love-you-more-than/ A Picture and a Thousand Words about an Angel on Earth – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/a-picture-and-a-thousand-words-about-an-angel-on-earth/ The Picture of Love – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-picture-of-love/ Malia: Strong Independent Woman/Badass! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-strong-independent-woman-badass/ It’s You! It’s You! It’s…