Malia: Baby I’m a prostitute. MJ: Huh? Malia: After we had sex you put money down on the nightstand before you left. MJ: That was the money you asked me to get. You said our home cash was running low. Malia: Was it worth the money Mr. Johnson? MJ: Yeah. I love it when you wear the stripper clap slam…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have pretty words baby. And pretty lips for kissing. And pretty other things worth kissing if you follow what I’m saying?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You look so elegant in that dress. I…
MJ: I hear what you are saying but I think I need to feel what you are saying to really understand it. Malia: You need to feel a grocery list? MJ: Groceries are life. Groceries are sustenance. Malia: You are really taking groceries seriously. MJ: It’s life or death. Malia: White or wheat toast bread is life or death?…
Malia: Caulk MJ: Caulk? Malia: The construction guys putting the wall up today said “caulk” like 50 times today. They “caulked” everything. Caulk. Caulk. Caulk. MJ: Did caulk talk make you think about cock, because you’re baby crazy right now? Malia: Yes! MJ: Cock? Malia: Yes! And I have some good news but not good news officially yet. MJ: Lay…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m not not horny. Give me the look and throw one on me why don’t cha.” Malia May Johnson “I wanna get pregnant! You are not leaving this room until you cum in me!” Malia…
Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do? MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…
We live by and are members of Bethesda Country Club. Every year Bethesda Country Club (BCC) has an awards banquet to celebrate/honor members who stand out in various ways/accomplish certain things. One of the yearly awards is “Father of the Year”. I nominated MJ for Father of the Year last year, and so did several other members. MJ ended up…
Malia: I have a question for you. MJ: Shoot Malia: Did you marry me because I look like one of your childhood crushes Danica McKellar? MJ: I have no idea who that is. Malia: It’s Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. MJ: No, but now that I think about it, you do kind of look like her. Malia: Look baby……. MJ:…