I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I have to wait for my work product to upload, and make sure the receives it. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I can text until then. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: ETA 15 to 20 min Malia: Come get…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
We had 35 family members and friends staying with us over the Christmas holiday in our house, guest house, and the house we own next door to our house. It was so much fun! I planned for one night to be a more formal “Winter Wonderland” night, where everyone would dress up and look nice for one night. We didn’t…
MJ: Baby! The prototype FORCE bot has been built! I’m about text you a picture. A lot of work has gone into. I love you and I hope you like it…….. Malia: Wow baby! Impressive! MJ: Are you just saying that or are you really impressed? Malia: I’m really impressed! MJ: But…… Malia: I don’t want to say what I’m…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: MJ: Malia: Are you side profiling me Michael David Johnson? MJ: Yes. I love you Malia. I watched you all around the house yesterday and today, while you were playing with the kids, while you were on the phone, while you were cooking, while you were greeting our family and friends that are staying with…
MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me. I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee. I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies. She lived with me in…
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…
Malia: Baby, I keep waiting for something to be wrong with you. MJ: What do you mean? Are you trying to find something wrong with me so you can be done with me, like we were dating? Malia: You still seem too good to be true. There has to be something wrong with you. Malia: Are you fooling me into…