Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time? MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc. Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess? MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia? Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.…
MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc. Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…
Malia: It’s not “Time To Play The Game” anymore. HHH is retiring from in ring action. Malia: He had a heart attack and other complications. MJ: Uh oh. How old is he, 50? We just saw him wrestle in Texas a few years ago. He was in great shape. I guess shit just happens sometimes unfortunately. Malia: Yep. I love…
Malia: I love you more than ever. Can you guess why? MJ: Crap. I feel like this is a test. Today has been stressful. Please don’t pile on. You and home are always #1 of course, but it would really help if I could focus and kick ass on work stuff today. Malia: There isn’t a test but if there…
Malia: I just heard from multiple sources how you talk about me when I’m not around. You say nice, sweet loving things. You are the bestest man I have ever known! And……. Malia: You are one sexy mother fucker! Malia: I Malia: W Malia: A Malia: N Malia: T Malia: Y Malia: O Malia: U Malia: R Malia: C Malia:…
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That was a fist bump for ya dick. It deserved to be recognized for giving me an insanely satisfying orgasm.” Malia May Johnson “I’ll do you tonight and I’ll do the dishes in the morning.”…
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…