MJ, Thank you for holding me when I need it and want it. You never refuse me and make me feel unwanted. I love that! You will never know what it means to me when you hold me and tell me everything will be okay. Sometimes I worry for no reason, and then you hold me and tell me everything…
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The Top 20 Most Popular Posts on Therealmjtheterrible.com
The following are the Top 20 Most Popular Posts on Therealmjtheterrible.com: 1. The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/ 2. Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/distinguished-intelligence-cross-awarded-to-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-for-acts-of-extraordinary-heroism/ 3. Arrest Warrant Issued For Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/arrest-warrant-issued-for-malia-may-johnson/ 4. The Day Malia and I Met (3-8-2012) – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/ 5. The First Time MJ…
I Wanna Be A Billionaire So F@cking Bad
Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
What Is Missing Here?
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
The Intern Fuck You Story
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Adam and Eve and the Population Crisis
Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve? MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY Malia: Lol! Probably Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that? MJ: I did not. Malia: See…… https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-warns-of-population-crisis-in-u-s-says-big-reckoning-coming/ar-AA19nGX0b Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct? MJ: No Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 16 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That thing can push out a baby for God sake. It can take some punishment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will BDSM you! I will CNC you! I will Marital Missionary you! I will…
Re: Re: I’m F-ing You In!
Malia, I’m slippin! I meant to include the bedrooms for sure. I also forgot the hallways! I’m also fuckin you in the hallways! Love me some girl power! I have always supported women’s rights, but having daughters definitely made me more passionate about equal rights. As much as I support women’s rights, I do not support any guys ever touching…
Re: I’m F-ing You In!
Michael David Johnson, I love your naughty love for me! That said, you mentioned everywhere and every room, including f@ckin me in the ass, but you didn’t mention the bedrooms. If we are never having sex in the bedrooms, then I don’t want to move into that house. 🙁 I know you meant to mention the bedrooms, but you accidentally…
I’m F-ing You In!
Dear Malia May Johnson, I am excited about moving into our new house, and I wanted to let you know the following. I’m fuckin you in the indoor pool! I’m fuckin you in the outdoor pool! I’m fuckin you in all the closets! I’m fuckin you in the see through room! I’m fuckin you in the gym! I’m fuckin you…