Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Malia: I need your help with something when you have a minute. MJ: Sure. What’s up? Malia: What is a good way to tell someone that you are not interested in what they have to say anymore because what they have to say is always so negative? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPFlxN5InK0 Malia: Baby! I am not saying that! Do you have a friendlier…
Question: Hi. My question is for Malia. What tv or movie couple are you and MJ the most like? Becca Fox San Francisco, CA Answer: Definitely the couple from the movie Fools Rush In, starring Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek. Fools Rush In is a good date night movie if you haven’t seen it. MJ is clumsy cute just like…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Avenger The Terrible” assemble in Malia’s vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “InagaddaMaliababy. Don’t you know that I’m about to be lovin on you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Squeeze it, grab, feel, kiss, rub,…
MJ: Do you know what they say about women named Malia? Malia: What do they say? MJ: I don’t know. I only know what I say about one woman named Malia. Malia: What do you say about one woman named Malia? MJ: My big head says she is an amazing wife, mother, woman, partner, and all the other good things…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 36 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know how much you miss Kevin. I am sorry for your loss baby. If I can listen to you to comfort you, I will. If I can be there for you in some way, I will. If I can give you sexual comfort by…
I rarely drink, but on this particular night that I am about to tell y’all about, the “My Boyfriend Blew Up The World” night, I drank a lot! MJ and I had known each other for about a year at the time. MJ’s life as the alleged chief architect of Stuxnet, the world’s most powerful computer virus, was really intense.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I try so hard to bring love, peace and happiness to your life. I really really do. I swear I am not trying to control you. That said, please don’t jack off and waste swimmers…
Malia: Someone is sexting me. MJ: Sex feels good. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex burns calories. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex reduces stress. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex doesn’t suck, but sucking happens during sex. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex makes babies. Malia: Sex makes babies. Malia: The last one was one to grow on. One…
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Thank you for hooking up our family with VIP WWE tickets and gear. That was very nice of you. I appreciate your friendship and will be returning the favor soon my friend. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson The following are my favorite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson quotes from times that we have hung out together,…