Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I built it all by myself, with only a little bit of help from Mr. Pete. By a little bit of help, I mean the whole thing, but Brittany took a picture of me working on it so that I could tell you I built…
Malia: I don’t want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to come fuck me! I’m sorry! Preggo emotions running wild right now. Malia: Do you want a tour? MJ: A tour of what? Malia: My coochie! MJ: I’m gonna have to hit you with a lick and suck suplex. Malia: Of course you are! I deserve it! MJ:…
Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson OB-GYN Appointment Ultrasound Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Malia-and-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-OB-GYN-Appointment-Ultrasound-Video.mp4 Do you know what I was thinking about during the ultrasound? I will tell you what I thought about during the ultrasound. Michael David Johnson, 1. I was hoping that there was a healthy little critter in there. 2. I was hoping it was going to be…
MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite. MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might…
To my soulmate Michael David Johnson, You may not have been my first date, my first boyfriend, or my first kiss, but since you came into my life you have been my all everything and I know you always will be. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. If I could give you one thing, it…
Malia: Do you remember who your first hero was when you were a kid? MJ: I think it was He-Man. Why? Malia: Do you remember why you stopped liking He-Man? MJ: Believe it or not, yes. I found out that He-Man was a double agent. Malia: And how did you find out he was a secret double agent? MJ: Because…
Malia: I read an article that talked about how women look like their daddies with a wig on. Then I took your business profile picture and used a see what a man would like as a woman app. This is what you would look like as a woman and what our girls could grow up to look like…… MJ: I…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Fire Twitter Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Fire-Twitter-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 “Enjoy the good times. Push through the bad/hard times. Take the memories with you from the good times, and take the lessons with you from the bad/hard times.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder & Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters…
Malia: How is Judgment Day coming along Mr. Founder and Owner of Masters of Money? Are the Terminators ready to locate targets and terminate yet? MJ: How dare you! Malia: How dare I? I didn’t do anything! MJ: The T word for AI beings is like the N word for people. Malia: Jesus Christ baby! MJ: Now you are taking…