Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna be in there like swimwear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “God Bless Texas. God Bless America. And God Bless your giga booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When a man loves a woman,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey handsome.” Malia May Johnson “You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite sexual position?” Malia May Johnson “I would like you to internalize me.” Malia May Johnson “All 3 times today? #swalloween” Malia May Johnson “You aroused my sexual desires…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you have time later to cuddle naked your wife would really like that.” Malia May Johnson “I want to bring your hottest fantasies to life.” Malia May Johnson “Yes, it is enjoy the wagon I’m draggin Wednesday. That’s for you.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I miss your hugs. Specifically my vagina hugging your penis.” Malia May Johnson “I just want to be loved and made love to by you for the rest of my life.” Malia May Johnson “Sex is like money, only to much of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.” Malia May Johnson “Make one comment about…
MJ: How you doin baby? Malia: I’m fine MJ: You sure are! Malia: Aww! Thank you baby! Malia: What’s up? MJ: Nothing much. I just wanted to announce my new favorite sexual position. Malia: Is it all of them? MJ: Guess again! MJ: But yeah, kind of. Malia: You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 50 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I will put my tongue to work on it.” Malia May Johnson “Uh huh. I know. I got you.” Malia May Johnson “You can quickie me if you need to unload stress.” Malia May Johnson “Please be gentle with me today. Make love please.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You know the drill. Grab them ankles.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can predict your future. You are about to have an orgasm.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Inya time is physical connection at…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 49 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Speaking of missiles, I could use a missiling if you wanna invade me.” Malia May Johnson “When I hit the wall, I’m just going to have to get nastier for you, to keep you.” Malia May Johnson “How are you and your balls and your…