My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just so you know, I like it when you joke about me being an alien woman. I take it as a compliment. It wettens my area sometimes depending on how you say it.” Malia May Johnson “My body feels almost back to normal. 6 weeks…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That’s the you want me to go in on you and let’s make another baby look. You want me to shoot up the club, don’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You don’t have to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Fuck yeah I got led in the pencil sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice. Rhymes. Somehow your jiggle claps made sweet music to my ears and sex organ.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay me.” Malia May Johnson “I thought my water broke, but I am just wet.” Malia May Johnson “DIY? No fair! You do it to myself.” Malia May Johnson “Give me some Johnson, Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Skeezer?…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Allickagely.” Malia May Johnson “Did it happen again? Did your balls fill up with cum again and you need me to help you get it out?” Malia May Johnson “Pair bonding is powerful stuff huh?” Malia May Johnson “Adjacent? My hubby is too smart and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I busted so hard I have a headache.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you in for some butt stuff?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And the horny man said, bend over, bend over.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Do you have time for a vagina wetness vetting?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would like to take you out to dinner and eat you for dessert.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What’s cookin…