Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You can even light up a dimly lit room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I was a scientist I would study the genetic code of your booty. That would make me a happy scientist.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 84 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yes! I would have sex with you if you didn’t have any arms or legs. Who thinks like that? Only you Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Oh yeah. It’s a well-known fact the best sex is not possible unless your sex partner is a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I waited alllllllllllllllll day for my Amawacan hewo husband to get home so I could service him. All I want to do in this whole wide world is service you. Can I service you Daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I do get it, but I don’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is a beautiful thing when two become one, like you and me. It is even more of a beautiful thing when the two become one, and make more twos and ones, meaning babies, like you and me again. Please don’t…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You started the- “I’m an alien” business, so…….Alien invasion!” Malia May Johnson “To get it on you have to get it off.” Malia May Johnson “After you get off, don’t get off. You know I like after care business almost as much as I like…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…