Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
Question: Hey Malia. Do you and MJ have separate his and hers closets? How much do you think everything of MJs in the closet is worth? How much is everything of yours in the closet worth? Sincerely Nosy Brat Malia: We do have separate his and hers closets. MJ doesn’t buy much for himself, and he mostly wears Adidas sweat…
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting…
MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
MJ: I took a screen shot of this text you sent to me a few years ago, so that one day when everything finally worked out for us, we could look back on just how far we’ve come. Malia: Are you sending me that screenshot because I got mad at you today? MJ: No. I was looking through all of…
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times!” Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, at least string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be…
Malia: Hi “MJ The Terrible”. I am your biggest fan, and I have a request. Will you please come over to my apartment and make sweet sweet lovin to me, until we fall asleep in each others arms? MJ: I’m sorry maam, but I would never cheat on my wife. Not happenin! Malia: Can’t I at least tell you what…